How Long Will they Make Us Wait???

[Janitor]

Serious dramas (like The Two Towers) doesn't bode well with the Rifftrax MO. I only managed a chuckle when hearing the Senator Larry Craig comment.      There's nothing in that scene (or the entire movie) that in my eyes opens it up for comedic commentary, no matter how one tries to spin it.

I'm wondering about this Rifftrax MO. Could you elaborate?

It's a small town in Missouri.

*slaps knee*

[RVR II]

Serious dramas (like The Two Towers) doesn't bode well with the Rifftrax MO. I only managed a chuckle when hearing the Senator Larry Craig comment.      There's nothing in that scene (or the entire movie) that in my eyes opens it up for comedic commentary, no matter how one tries to spin it.

I'm wondering about this Rifftrax MO. Could you elaborate?

It's a small town in Missouri.

*slaps knee*

*spits in the spit tune* DING!

[Janitor]

Serious dramas (like The Two Towers) doesn't bode well with the Rifftrax MO. I only managed a chuckle when hearing the Senator Larry Craig comment.      There's nothing in that scene (or the entire movie) that in my eyes opens it up for comedic commentary, no matter how one tries to spin it.

I'm wondering about this Rifftrax MO. Could you elaborate?

It's a small town in Missouri.

*slaps knee*

*spits in the spit tune* DING!

Pulls out the old banjo and plucks the first nine notes to "Dueling Banjos."

[RVR II]

Serious dramas (like The Two Towers) doesn't bode well with the Rifftrax MO. I only managed a chuckle when hearing the Senator Larry Craig comment.      There's nothing in that scene (or the entire movie) that in my eyes opens it up for comedic commentary, no matter how one tries to spin it.

I'm wondering about this Rifftrax MO. Could you elaborate?

It's a small town in Missouri.

*slaps knee*

*spits in the spit tune* DING!

Pulls out the old banjo and plucks the first nine notes to "Dueling Banjos."

*slaps a pig* SQEEEEL!!!

[Janitor]

Serious dramas (like The Two Towers) doesn't bode well with the Rifftrax MO. I only managed a chuckle when hearing the Senator Larry Craig comment.      There's nothing in that scene (or the entire movie) that in my eyes opens it up for comedic commentary, no matter how one tries to spin it.

I'm wondering about this Rifftrax MO. Could you elaborate?

It's a small town in Missouri.

*slaps knee*

*spits in the spit tune* DING!

Pulls out the old banjo and plucks the first nine notes to "Dueling Banjos."

*slaps a pig* SQEEEEL!!!

Damn boy, that smiley's got a purty mouth, purty like a lady.

[RVR II]

Serious dramas (like The Two Towers) doesn't bode well with the Rifftrax MO. I only managed a chuckle when hearing the Senator Larry Craig comment.      There's nothing in that scene (or the entire movie) that in my eyes opens it up for comedic commentary, no matter how one tries to spin it.

I'm wondering about this Rifftrax MO. Could you elaborate?

It's a small town in Missouri.

*slaps knee*

*spits in the spit tune* DING!

Pulls out the old banjo and plucks the first nine notes to "Dueling Banjos."

*slaps a pig* SQEEEEL!!!

Damn boy, that smiley's got a purty mouth, purty like a lady.

YEP! YEP! YEP!
Play sumoreuv dat 'Pig Slapin, Foot Stompin, Tabacee spit'n, Mud Slangin' Meusic!! YEE HAW!!

Oh Yeah! N' Gun Shoot'n!