Favorite Lines.

[RoninFox]

I bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats! THat is the best.... line... ever.

Wait, where was this, I don't remember it.
There was a Sealab quote and I missed it?  That's not like me at all.

Obviously, you didn't miss it, it wasn't in the rifftrax. You are very sharp. I just love to post random lines sometimes and see if anybody sends me death threats for doing that.

Ah, that makes me feel better.

"AWAY!"

[Gaseous Snake]

Love the Lorax line. A friend of mine had a cat named Lorax.

[mst3k]

The line that made me laugh the hardest was the two-part line during the Ent battle, when Bill Corbet says "It's already ruined and we haven't even figured out what it is," and then Kevin Murphy says "MY THING!"

[The Elusive Robert Denby]

"My big fat elf wedding" during the depressing Elrond-Arwen scene.

[ThisIsFUN]

My absolute favorite:

""Hey, Slacker Boy! Hey, Artsy Boy! Hey, POETRY Boy! Up an' at em!"

[rien]

[Frodo takes a dive in the swamp o' corpses]
"Whoa, get me out of here! It's not like the Little Mermaid song at all, it's not better down where it's wetter, it's worse, it's much worse!!"

Of all the random LOLs in this trax, that one probably got me the best. 

ETA: "SPARTA!"

[Waluigi]

There were a ton, but the one that I will always remember was when Aragon put his head down on the rock & Mike says something along the lines of "Hey, he's listening to modern rock." It was an easy simple riff that I probably would have over looked if I was writing jokes for this film.

[not so bad really]

Aragorn: Their bonds were cut.

Bill: (in hilarious Aragorn voice) "In celebration, they did the worrrm"

[cfkane]

They brought back one of my all-time favorite MST3K recurring riffs:

SLEEP!!!

Same here, I loved that riff!  For a few seconds as I laughed at it I felt like I was transported back ten years or so to a better time.

Ironic thing is, the last time Tom used it in MST3K itself (I forget the episode) Crow or Mike commented something like, "Wow, that's an old chestnut."

Gadfly

Forgive my MST3K ignorance, which episode was that from?

[TheTaxidermist]

"Don't worry if they pinch you Legolas.  That's just their way."

Of course, the 2001: Space Odyssey reference when Gandalf strays out of "time and thought" was very clever.

[HDeckard]

"Don't worry if they pinch you Legolas.  That's just their way."

Of course, the 2001: Space Odyssey reference when Gandalf strays out of "time and thought" was very clever.

I kept rewinding that part just because the "eeEEEEeeEEeeEEEeee" cracks me up every time (loved 2001!). 

"That is one of the Mearas [referring to Shadowfax], unless my eyes are cheated by some spell."

"Well, I'd say your eyes are cheated by some spell then, 'cause where I come from we call that a horse."

Good rendition of the Blazing Saddles theme (favorite movie of all time) afterwards, too! 

[Invisible NanoGhost]

They brought back one of my all-time favorite MST3K recurring riffs:

SLEEP!!!         

Same here, I loved that riff!  For a few seconds as I laughed at it I felt like I was transported back ten years or so to a better time.
Ironic thing is, the last time Tom used it in MST3K itself (I forget the episode) Crow or Mike commented something like, "Wow, that's an old chestnut."

Forgive my MST3K ignorance, which episode was that from?

Here's a web page which talks about the "SLEEP" references in MST3k (you'd want to read through the responses too).  I think they just picked it up from Bela Lugosi films, even before MST3k had riffed any of those films:
http://www.mst3kinfo.com/?p=626

[MerryWanna]

"My Big Fat Elf Wedding"

"Oh, but you got your heaaaavvy riiing, nevermind..."