SAMPLE!!!

[Bill Corbett]

If you love the First Amendment so much, why don't you marry it?

We have an "arrangement."   Ssshh.

[PlayMSTie]

Bill and the First Amendment,
Sittin' in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N- Oooooops. Sorry. Missed the "ssshh."

(Good thing you don't come here for the high maturity levels, Bill.  )

[RVR II]

If you love the First Amendment so much, why don't you marry it?

We have an "arrangement."   Ssshh.

Uh Oh.. I think I see how this blog of questions tomorrow are gonna go..

[Bill Corbett]

Bill and the First Amendment,
Sittin' in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N- Oooooops. Sorry. Missed the "ssshh."

(Good thing you don't come here for the high maturity levels, Bill.  )

Most people here are far more mature than me.

(Not a high bar, admittedly...)

[Pak-Man]

Greg, dude. Give it a try. My wife is quite possibly the biggest Alien fan Ever and this one is easily in her top ten (Mine too actually.) You're missing out if you let a few "This guy also played this character" jokes bug you. :^)

[Rattrap007]

Like they said Greg, it is your loss. Yes there are a good number of Bilbo/hobbit jokes, but it is also one of the funniest Rifftrax of them all and you are missing out. I think Alien is a great film... and this just made it even better. I was laughing the whole time last night when I watched this. Bill and Kev are in top form this time... ok they are almost always in top form, but this just set the top form bar higher. I am so glad I watched this last night. I'd put this in the top 3-4 Rifftrax ever.

[Tyrant]

Yeah, they even fixed the dead silence issues they had in Halloween and everything. C'mon........

[GregMcduck]

I just said there were a lot of Bilbo jokes. I never said I wasn't going to watch this.

[RVR II]

I just said there were a lot of Bilbo jokes. I never said I wasn't going to watch this.

Sooo... Have you watched it yet??

[GregMcduck]

I'm waiting for my copy of the Quadrilogy to get here.

[RVR II]

I'm waiting for my copy of the Quadrilogy to get here.

OOO! The 'Quadrilogy'!

You just made Bill's day! (well.. maybe he'll wink at you now)

[Zandrax]

I don't think Greg wants you guys to riff on movies he considers good.  Everytime you do "Grouchy Greg" comes out.

Personally, I love riffs on movies I like.

I'd come unglued for an Empire Strikes Back riff....

[ScottotD]

I just said there were a lot of Bilbo jokes. I never said I wasn't going to watch this.

Word.  It seems like everyone, even Bill is blowing your post way out of proportion.

[Bill Corbett]

I just said there were a lot of Bilbo jokes. I never said I wasn't going to watch this.

Word.  It seems like everyone, even Bill is blowing your post way out of proportion.

Please lighten up, gentlemen.   You're welcome to throw some sarcasm our way.  We'll survive.  But don't get so oversensitive on the very rare occasion when you get tweaked back... and gently at that.   

[GregMcduck]

Such is the price of reputation. Had I not had my "meltdown" and then made the Bilbo statement, no one would giving a flying shit.