Sex and the City

[Dim of the Yard]

Nothing says high comedy like watching the drunken nitwits getting out of the trendy clubs and trying to wobble down the Strip on their three inch wedge heels.

And wedges are the worst design trend ever, they're completely unsafe to walk on. They look like something one of those child goddesses in a Nepalese village are forced to wear. Which are OK in that situation because the little girl isn't expected to walk anywhere.

I have, like, two pairs of those.  They're the out-of-style, annoying ones that tie up the legs with ribbon.  Those things look pretty good, but are pains in the neck.  The ribbons either loosen up too much and slide down your ankle while you're walking, making things incredibly awkward, or they're too tight, and they're just plain uncomfortable.  I bought them when I was in high school and contemplating going to a school dance, and then I never went to a school dance.

I wore a pair last night, when I went to a computer programming class.  I felt out of place in those shoes, and it was amazing.  Oddly enough, I was able to walk around on 'em just fine, when the ribbon on one of the shoes wasn't hanging around down by my ankle.

[Pak-Man]

Wonder if this chick flick will be prolific enough to warrant a Rifftrax...

[Courtney]

Nothing says high comedy like watching the drunken nitwits getting out of the trendy clubs and trying to wobble down the Strip on their three inch wedge heels.

And wedges are the worst design trend ever, they're completely unsafe to walk on. They look like something one of those child goddesses in a Nepalese village are forced to wear. Which are OK in that situation because the little girl isn't expected to walk anywhere.

I have, like, two pairs of those.  They're the out-of-style, annoying ones that tie up the legs with ribbon.  Those things look pretty good, but are pains in the neck.  The ribbons either loosen up too much and slide down your ankle while you're walking, making things incredibly awkward, or they're too tight, and they're just plain uncomfortable.  I bought them when I was in high school and contemplating going to a school dance, and then I never went to a school dance.

I wore a pair last night, when I went to a computer programming class.  I felt out of place in those shoes, and it was amazing.  Oddly enough, I was able to walk around on 'em just fine, when the ribbon on one of the shoes wasn't hanging around down by my ankle.

I loathe wedges.  There's nothing worse than actually finding a pair of heels I would actually wear and then turning them sideways and finding out their wedges.  But whenever I see other people wearing them, I notice they all walk a lot like the sister in Squirm and it makes me giggle.

[Tripe]

Wonder if this chick flick will be prolific enough to warrant a Rifftrax...

No no no no noooo

Torgos/Bathtub/Gammer delete that post lest it give people ideas!

And this one too obviously

[doggans]

On the plus side, seeing Bill's face photoshopped over Sarah Jessica Parker's on the poster might actually look more attractive.

[Courtney]

Do not do that to JackTheRiffer.  His head will explode.

[Phantom of Krankor]

A treat from me, for you:

Actually, in Ed Wood, Sarah Jessica Parker seems to asess this here self! Watch a 6:50

[Junkyard]

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