Mary Jo Pehl has gone too far this time! [UPDATE! Riff challenge accepted!!]

[Bill Corbett]

...Too far, I say!

Therefore, I have challenged her to a riff-off. 

Details here:

http://blog.rifftrax.com/2008/05/27/ms-pehl-responds/

[Fortis]

Ah good luck Mr. Corbett, I hear she packs a nasty punch...a riffing punch, which is much worse than a regular punch

[dignan]

There will be blood!  Maybe.  Probably not.  Nevermind.

[Dim of the Yard]

Ah good luck Mr. Corbett, I hear she packs a nasty punch...a riffing punch, which is much worse than a regular punch

And about a half step above the punch my old college drama club makes for cast parties.  That punch packed a hell of a whallop.

[mrbasehart]

Rifftrax could present this Riff-Off!

I wonder they'd call it...?

[dignan]

Ah good luck Mr. Corbett, I hear she packs a nasty punch...a riffing punch, which is much worse than a regular punch

And about a half step above the punch my old college drama club makes for cast parties.  That punch packed a hell of a whallop.

If it's more than 50% grain alcohol, does it still count as punch?

[Bill Corbett]

There will be blood!  Maybe.  Probably not.  Nevermind.

Milkshakes will be drinked!!   In fact, drinking of milkshakes not belonging to that person him- or herself!!!

[jewishcarpenter]

On with the Riff-Off!

[MrTorso]

Original Originators who Originally Originated the Origin of All Things;

[Dim of the Yard]

Ah good luck Mr. Corbett, I hear she packs a nasty punch...a riffing punch, which is much worse than a regular punch

And about a half step above the punch my old college drama club makes for cast parties.  That punch packed a hell of a whallop.

If it's more than 50% grain alcohol, does it still count as punch?

A rose by any other name smells just as sweet.

Then again, you can actually give a rose to people under 21, so I guess the phrase doesn't really apply in this case.

[ebeth]

I'm still standing my belief that all arguments can be settles with jello wrestling.

[Bill Corbett]

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!

Mary Jo Pehl has accepted my offer.

Stay tuned. Stay very tuned.   I mean, a LOT tuned.  Extremely so.

[Courtney]

It's not going to be a pants-off riff-off, is it? 

[Fortis]

It's not going to be a pants-off riff-off, is it? 

Bill Corbett never wears pants, just ask Mrs. C

[Bill Corbett]

Bill Corbett never wears pants, just ask Mrs. C

They're way too restricting.  And utility kilts make me feel like a girl.  ...Albeit a Scottish girl.

So:  pantsless forever, I say.

(You may go throw up now.)