I'd pay more for Mike ,Kevin,AND Bill

[Sharktopus]

So if Mike, Kevin, and Bill were standing on a street corner in a seedy part of town, wearing revealing clothing . . .  just how much more would you be willing to pay?

I'd pay a good $50 to get them to unscantily clad themselves.  Nobody wants to see that boys!  I don't think a G-string is that comfortable anyway.  How can you be funny with a 24/7 wedgie?  I don't think it's possible.

"Unscantily clad" is my new favorite phrase. 

Maybe they're wearing long trenchcoats and open them to reveal dozens of MP3s strapped to them like fake designer watches. "Hey, pal. Wanna buy a Riff?"

[gammer]

Perhaps this topic has already been discussed, but I personally would not mind paying more for a Riff traxx that had Mike, Kevin, and Bill.

Who wouldnt?!?!

[6079SmithW]

So if Mike, Kevin, and Bill were standing on a street corner in a seedy part of town, wearing revealing clothing . . .  just how much more would you be willing to pay?

I'd pay a good $50 to get them to unscantily clad themselves.  Nobody wants to see that boys!  I don't think a G-string is that comfortable anyway.  How can you be funny with a 24/7 wedgie?  I don't think it's possible.

Huge burn on Mike, Kevin, and Bill out of nowhere! Wasn't Mike voted one of the best looking people among some group or another?

Your gender (women) never seems to be real clear on its standards for looks.

[AmandaGal]

Hey now.  Mike, Kevin and Bill are all fine male specimens.  All pleasing to look at.  My comment wasn't a slam on them.  It was a joke. 

To your point, I think, unlike men, we women can look at an attractive male and not think, "Dude, I'd like to see him naked!"  I would much rather admire a man fully clothed.  I have never once said, "Wow, if he were in a speedo, what I wouldn't do to him!" about anyone. 

Have you ever seen yourself naked? It ain't pretty!  Not to say that I think chicks are better.  I've seen myself naked too and I dunno what you guys get all worked about.

I am perhaps in the minority. The Chippendales seem to be popular and male parts are bulging all over those fellas.  I don't get it.  A nice set of abs, however . . . 

[Minnesota]

wow sex talk  lol, women care almost as much as men about looks quit lyin girl... you dont know what us guys get worked up about?  umm, *sigh* the mystery of women, -hint just run with it, why ask why (we dont), I likes the pretty girls!

[6079SmithW]

Hey now.  Mike, Kevin and Bill are all fine male specimens.  All pleasing to look at.  My comment wasn't a slam on them.  It was a joke. 

To your point, I think, unlike men, we women can look at an attractive male and not think, "Dude, I'd like to see him naked!"  I would much rather admire a man fully clothed.  I have never once said, "Wow, if he were in a speedo, what I wouldn't do to him!" about anyone. 

Have you ever seen yourself naked? It ain't pretty!  Not to say that I think chicks are better.  I've seen myself naked too and I dunno what you guys get all worked about.

I am perhaps in the minority. The Chippendales seem to be popular and male parts are bulging all over those fellas.  I don't get it.  A nice set of abs, however . . . 

I'll have you know that I'm very pretty when naked, young lady.

[zaprowsdower]

Perhaps this topic has already been discussed, but I personally would not mind paying more for a Riff traxx that had Mike, Kevin, and Bill.

Who wouldnt?!?!

                                                                                                                                     …Well, I did some research and found the following people;                        My father in law,  ….my x girlfriend, …her girlfriend,  …this guy named Mark,  …the guy from the show with that thing that does all that stuff,  ….Usama Bin Laden and his home slices,  ….three time world champion ping pong player “Zhuang  Zedong” would certainly  not,  ….The "lawsuit happy" girls at my local “Hooters“ would say nay,  …People who buy mufflers from Midas ,the chick from "Manimal". …and whole lot more.                                 You can read all about them and others  in my knew book called, …“People Who Are Clearly Insane”....                                                  NOW....BACK TO THE SEX !!!!!

[AmandaGal]

I'll have you know that I'm very pretty when naked, young lady.

That's not what the web cam I have set up outside your bedroom window says...oh crap, I wasn't supposed to tell you about that. 

Women do care about looks. I care about looks. Someone doesn't have to be half-naked for you to look at 'em and when they aren't half naked, you don't have to imagine them so. Really, it's a whole new world!  [/male stereotype, I really don't assume most of y'all imagine us naked all the time. I'm sure most of you don't.]

[6079SmithW]

I'll have you know that I'm very pretty when naked, young lady.

That's not what the web cam I have set up outside your bedroom window says...oh crap, I wasn't supposed to tell you about that. 

Women do care about looks. I care about looks. Someone doesn't have to be half-naked for you to look at 'em and when they aren't half naked, you don't have to imagine them so. Really, it's a whole new world!  [/male stereotype, I really don't assume most of y'all imagine us naked all the time. I'm sure most of you don't.]

I think the problem is that we have sort of a nice, building-like outline that works ok if you paint and cover it properly, but you really don't want to see the rebar and joists underneath.

You guys (who aren't actually guys) are like statues- sure, you put drapings over them when the Attorney General demands it, but we all know where the real artistry lies.

edit: for the record, I almost never imagine women naked, but that's mostly because I just have a terrible imagination, so I'd be ruining things for myself.

[Sharktopus]

"Once you've seen one woman naked, well, you've just gotta see 'em all, don't ya?"
- Ron White

Every time I'm forced to see some guy's wingdangdoodle in a movie, I die a little inside. I don't even look at my own wingdangdoodle.

[6079SmithW]

"Once you've seen one woman naked, well, you've just gotta see 'em all, don't ya?"
- Ron White

Every time I'm forced to see some guy's wingdangdoodle in a movie, I die a little inside. I don't even look at my own wingdangdoodle.

That's too bad, you should learn to love yourself. I know I do.

[mrbasehart]

Every time I'm forced to see some guy's wingdangdoodle in a movie, I die a little inside. I don't even look at my own wingdangdoodle.

Who are you, Ned Flanders? 

[Minnesota]

i die a little inside everytime i here a new term for the wang 

[Sharktopus]

Every time I'm forced to see some guy's wingdangdoodle in a movie, I die a little inside. I don't even look at my own wingdangdoodle.

Who are you, Ned Flanders? 

As a matter of fact, I'm wearing a BLAME FLANDERS T-shirt right now.

i die a little inside everytime i here a new term for the wang 

I got wingdangdoodle from the Futuramama episode where Lrr of Omicron Persei 8 "harvests" Fry's nose. "Human horn" is considered an aphrodisiac. Bender explains to Lrr that the nose is the not the human "wingdangdoodle."

That's too bad, you should learn to love yourself. I know I do.

You love me? I'm flattered.

[6079SmithW]

Every time I'm forced to see some guy's wingdangdoodle in a movie, I die a little inside. I don't even look at my own wingdangdoodle.

Who are you, Ned Flanders? 

As a matter of fact, I'm wearing this t-shirt at this very moment:

i die a little inside everytime i here a new term for the wang 

I got wingdangdoodle from the Futuramama episode where Lrr of Omicron Persei 8 "harvests" Fry's nose. "Human horn" is considered an aphrodisiac. Bender explains to Lrr that the nose is the not the human "wingdangdoodle."

That's too bad, you should learn to love yourself. I know I do.

You love me? I'm flattered.

Oh, come on, I set you up for a Bender line from that very episode perfectly.