What have we learned?

[gammer]

oh...oh...oh...
I learned that when you get upset or in distress, your voice goes up a few octaves...like you're getting squeezed *down there* 

[ShadowDog]

Shawnee Smith.

Delectable.

She needed more screen time, definitely.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

see the next 2 then

[Rattrap007]

I learned that if I have a leg clamp on and am chained to a pipe, not to try cutting the small lock or attack it in anyway, but instead should focus all my attention on the chains or pipe.

[bettertomorrowamy]

That's what I was wondering about.  On that lock you would only have to cut off one end, but if you cut the chain you have to go through two ends.  Idiots.  Plus the lock is smaller than the chain.

[DarthChimay]

see the next 2 then

Her haircut was so awful in the other two though.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

good point

[Courtney]

see the next 2 then

Her haircut was so awful in the other two though.

It wasn't bad in the third, it had grown out a bit.  The second one, yeah.  Not a good look.

[ShadowDog]

I'll never know because after seeing this one I learned I'm never watching another one of these turds.  Unless saying that encourages them to do a sequel?  NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[GLaDOS]

Bill Corbett drops the F-bomb? I may have to get this movie and rifftrax after all... 

[DarthChimay]

see the next 2 then

Her haircut was so awful in the other two though.

It wasn't bad in the third, it had grown out a bit.  The second one, yeah.  Not a good look.

I thought she still had that "yeah, I let my 2 year old cut it with safety scissors" look in 3... I'll have to watch it again.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Watching this again with the riff I've also learned that while Jigsaw can construct the most elaborate death traps imaginable, for some reason he buys security camera with the absolute shittiest picture and sound!  What the hell was up with that?  Did he just want to look more evil?  The terrorists in Iron Man had better security cameras!

[Bob]

Watching this again with the riff I've also learned that while Jigsaw can construct the most elaborate death traps imaginable, for some reason he buys security camera with the absolute shittiest picture and sound!  What the hell was up with that?  Did he just want to look more evil?  The terrorists in Iron Man had better security cameras!

Even your best mad men still need to shop at Wal-Mark for values now an then.

[ShadowDog]

He spent all his money on that fake death mask that could fool a real doctor.

[CM916]

I learned two things:

1. This movie actually sucked regardless of what I might have thought when I saw it long ago.
2. I was too busy living vicariously through a fictional sociopath to notice that one of his victims kept randomly slipping into a British accent.