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Started by Isaac S., May 13, 2008, 11:29:54 PM

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Isaac S.

I'll start it off.  This one's my new headline on MySpace, even:

"Bill Paxton is Jeff Daniels in... Legally Bland."

Pak-Man

Loved the "Watch out for snakes" reference. :^)

"This is the creepiest movie ever devoted entirely to shoddy plumbing!"

Isaac S.

Quote from: Pak-Man on May 13, 2008, 11:35:36 PM
Loved the "Watch out for snakes" reference. :^)

Yes!  That's one of those things that I'm always quoting that, of course, no one gets, so I'm not really sure why I ever quote it.  But I loved that one, too!

RoninFox

"Why did Daddy get passed up for James Bond?"

More lines will come to me as favorites later, I know, but this one's been stuck in my mind for some reason.
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skenderberg

This movie has the amazing ability to make joy look utterly miserable.
I thought I was Dale.

GregMcduck

"We don't have to worry about snipers when we take baths anymore."

RoninFox

Quote from: GregMcduck on May 14, 2008, 05:28:16 PM
"We don't have to worry about snipers when we take baths anymore."

:clap:

Loved that one.  The whole tour of the apartment was great.  "Another dead body in there..."
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Lemming Howard

"Is this not a movie or did we follow the actors home by accident?"  Also I personally never knew there were so many different shades of brown,
And I'm worse than Hitler.

nakedandsavage

Something along the lines of  "that guys as much use as Anne Franks drum kit" That had me laughing out loud for a while.Quite a few more great lines that I can't remember just now.

Edward J Grug III

I don't think this will be exactly right, but I kept remembering this line for days, and still was laughing:

"David Bowie kidnapped your little brother"

"OK, that one;s true, but it's not as bad as it sounds."

Haha!
FINE

RoninFox

"I had no idea despair was a colour."

(See, I even spelled it correctly in honor of his Englishness)
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Bob

I liked the scene where the mother and daughter were approaching the building for the first time, the mother points up to the peak of the building and says "that's us" as the came zooms up to the building.

Quip:   "That's a terrible likeness".

MyStars!

"Has no one here ever heard of Formula 409?" 

(that's probably a paraphrase, excuse me.)

Raven

I think my favorite was the "My boyfriend is the Rocketeer, no the Hulk, no Russell Crowe"  sequence of jokes.  I agree that Russell Crowe would be the scariest of the three.

Rattrap007

Quote from: nakedandsavage on May 20, 2008, 09:15:42 PM
Something along the lines of  "that guys as much use as Anne Franks drum kit" That had me laughing out loud for a while.Quite a few more great lines that I can't remember just now.
Loved that one. Got use that sometime.