New to the boards

[malkavman]

Don't know why I didn't sign up on the forum when I got my first Riff(Casino Royale), but better late than never. How is everyone today?

[Minnesota]

Casino Royale was ages ago, you're a total slacker  ... anyway, welcome to the forum.

[malkavman]

It had been out for a while before I got it. The one that came out the week I found the the site was Jurassic Park.

[RoninFox]

Better late than never is right, welcome to the boards.

[malkavman]

Thanks! Good to be here. If you have any questions for me, feel free.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Question:  Which is better:  A brown bear or a black bear?

[malkavman]

All bears are godless killing machines, so says Steven Colbert. It's like asking which is better: Satan, or Satan with a festive hat?

   

[RoninFox]

Well...if the hat truly is festive...

[malkavman]

*pictures Satan with a pimp hat, then a floral Easter hat, then a Chiquita Banana hat*

hahahahahaha!

[bettertomorrowamy]

You have answered correctly.  You are now an official member of the Round Table.

A brown bear will be by to maul you in 6 to 8 weeks.  Please do not defend yourself.

Congratulations!

[OmegaR!]

BEARS!! SATAN!!!

And Welcome

[malkavman]

I feel so vindicated. And now I must coat myself in honey and berries for the coming official Rifftrax Forum Brown Bear.

[torgosPizza]

Brown bears are okay, it's the grizzly I have a problem with.

[RoninFox]

Indeed, grizzlys are just too...grizzly.  Now a brown bear, that's good eatin'.

[ezra_5000]

Hello there. Just discovered RiffTrax, and I must say I am loving this. I was such a fan of Mystery Science theatre 3000, and glad to have it back, though a little different, but I can still watch movies and hear funny comments. -smiles-