Tokyo Gore Police.

[GalvaTRION]

I seriously have no idea if I want to see this or not. (WARNING: NSFW LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. No REAL nudity, though).

Seriously, there's insane Sam Raimi-meets-David-Cronenberg crap in there that tweaks my interest, and then there's stuff that made me gag. Hell, even watching the trailer is an endurance test.

Man, I just don't know.

[GregMcduck]

I'm pretty sure everything interesting about that movie is in the trailer.

Question: If you knew they weren't going to kill you, would you date a person who's lower half is a giant gator head?

[GalvaTRION]

I'm pretty sure everything interesting about that movie is in the trailer.

Question: If you knew they weren't going to kill you, would you date a person who's lower half is a giant gator head?

Only if we had a prior talk about what constitutes as 'oral.' 

I feel terrible having said that, but I suppose I couldn't help myself.

After thinking about some of the freaks in the movie- particularly the sword-arms-and-legs-guy (he's not so scary when you realize regular earth or a staircase would completely destroy his ability to move around)... most of this stuff is kind of funny if you get past the pants-shatting terror.

[MrTorso]

I am looking forward to this one as well as Machine Girl that comes out this summer.

[Steve-O]

That looks totally incomprehensible.  And needlessly, unrealistically gory.  So typical Jap horror, then.

Eihi Shiina just looking at the camera creeps me out ten times worse than any of the usual, laughably over-the-top gore effects in that clip.

[ebeth]

My, what an interesting Lifetime Movie of the Week.

[Chaos]

That's the most hilariously stupid trailer I have ever seen. The gore effects aren't even as good as the ones in Dead Alive. Whoever made the trailer must have REALLY been proud of the woman with her face slashed open along the nose - they must have shown it five separate times. But the most awesomely ridiculous bit was the woman walking away from the guy whose arms she'd chopped off, holding up her umbrella to block the rain of blood he was spewing out. Classic.

[Cibernético II]

I don't get it. How can a country that produces some of the most visually stunning animation and video games in world make movies that look so awful. It's odd that they don't have the same standards for live action entertaiment that they have for a kids' cartoon. I'm not an expert on Japanese action and horror movies, but from the ones I saw they were mostly like that. They always go for quantity over quality in gore scenes. That clip should have been the creepiest thing I've ever seen but it was just kind of funny. I'm a big fan of Japan, but why don't they get it?