Where does one start?

[ebeth]

Welcome to the boards.

And don't worry about not being clever enough to hang with the crowd, most everyone here are functioning illiterates.  If you say something incomprehensible we will more than likely pretend we understand so that we don't appear to be imbeciles.

[nummy muffin]

Welcome to the boards.

And don't worry about not being clever enough to hang with the crowd, most everyone here are functioning illiterates.  If you say something incomprehensible we will more than likely pretend we understand so that we don't appear to be imbeciles.

huh??  letters...words... - fear!!

Thanks, ebeth.  ^_^

[mrbasehart]

Welcome to the boards.

And don't worry about not being clever enough to hang with the crowd, most everyone here are functioning illiterates.  If you say something incomprehensible we will more than likely pretend we understand so that we don't appear to be imbeciles.

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Bacon! Rudimentary Lathes!

[bettertomorrowamy]

Shhhhhh!  "According to Jim" is on!

[nummy muffin]

According to nummy, Jim should die!  Mike?  Why do you watch that drivel?