Anus Magillicutty

[Sharktopus]

Anus Magillicutty

"When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse. What starts as a simple chore quickly escalates into a darker plot of deceit and revenge where it seems even Satan himself is after Anus. 99.9% unscripted."

Wow. Has anyone seen this abomination? Apparently the trailer is on YouTube but I'm afraid to look.

[Dr.Impossible]

Anus Magillicutty

"When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse. What starts as a simple chore quickly escalates into a darker plot of deceit and revenge where it seems even Satan himself is after Anus. 99.9% unscripted."

Wow. Has anyone seen this abomination? Apparently the trailer is on YouTube but I'm afraid to look.

I was about to chastise you for declaring it an abomination before even seeing the trailer, but then I came to my senses.

[Cap'n UKRiffer]

It sounds awesome but after seeing the trailer... man, what crap

[MontyServo]

Sometimes I think these movies get made just to get on the IMDB Worst Films list, so that they can then garner whatever kind of publicity they can get from such an accomplishment.

"We know we stink as filmmakers, so let's intentionally make a movie so bad that it ends up as the #1 Worst Film on IMDB.  Then we can sell the DVD's online to curious suckers."

[Sharktopus]

Sometimes I think these movies get made just to get on the IMDB Worst Films list, so that they can then garner whatever kind of publicity they can get from such an accomplishment.

"We know we stink as filmmakers, so let's intentionally make a movie so bad that it ends up as the #1 Worst Film on IMDB.  Then we can sell the DVD's online to curious suckers."

Sounds like a pretty decent business model to me. This little online community of ours proves that there's plenty of people who seek out bad flicks.

[shortstack]

After watching the trailer, it seemed about on par with Astroesque and Puddle Cruiser, to me. 
In other words, a half-assed, extremely low budget production.

Speaking of low-budget flicks, anybody here ever heard of Extreme Heist? (goes by the alternate title Wicked Game) It stars Johnny Young Bosch, a former Power Ranger, a few of his Power Ranger buddies, and a bunch of other nobodies.  The movie is shot on video and was co-produced with a Japanese Company. The script is okay, and everybody but Johnny can't act, but the ironic part is that he does all his own stunts.  Some of them pretty dangerous looking. This included him running down the side of a cliff at a rather steep angle and then jumping about twenty feet into the back of a pickup truck. For the most part the movie was just a bunch of really long karate/kung fu fight scenes with a weak storyline to string them together, but they were pretty decent by themselves, at least.  I guiltily enjoyed it. 

[Cap'n UKRiffer]

Speaking of low-budget flicks, anybody here ever heard of Extreme Heist? (goes by the alternate title Wicked Game) It stars Johnny Young Bosch, a former Power Ranger, a few of his Power Ranger buddies, and a bunch of other nobodies.  The movie is shot on video and was co-produced with a Japanese Company. The script is okay, and everybody but Johnny can't act, but the ironic part is that he does all his own stunts.  Some of them pretty dangerous looking. This included him running down the side of a cliff at a rather steep angle and then jumping about twenty feet into the back of a pickup truck. For the most part the movie was just a bunch of really long karate/kung fu fight scenes with a weak storyline to string them together, but they were pretty decent by themselves, at least.  I guiltily enjoyed it. 

That sounds quite interesting actually... plus i'm a sucker for Power Rangers

[Sharktopus]

The movie is shot on video and was co-produced with a Japanese Company.

Nothing says quality production more than "shot on video," except maybe "edited on two VCRs."

[Famous Mortimer]

That's the impression I got from reading about this film- one of those designed purely to get money from assholes like me. The reviews of it aren't even that bad on IMDB.