Twenty Questions Running Tally -- 4/1/2008 (Update: April Fool's!)

[Scrivener]

It's Twenty Questions time again, finally!  Do we still remember how to play?

The moderators made that last question irrelevant, as they've jumbled the rules for today:  This ... issssss Twenty Questions Jeopardy!  Questions must be phrased in the form of an answer, and the mods will answer in the form of a question.  Incorrect format will result in loss of question!  Or answer.  I'm not sure which.

Anyway, heeeeeere we go!

1. The year 2005 or later.
     When was this rifftrax subject not released?
2.  This movie is rated PG-13.
     What is this film rated?
3.  What is sci-fi?
     Not in the form of an answer:  question forfeited.
4.  Before 1995.
     When was this movie made?
5.  The letter N, not counting a, an, or the.
     What's a letter that the title doesn't begin with? -- Ooh, nailed us for vagueness.
6.  The sci-fi genre.
     What does this movie have nothing to do with?
7.  The 21st century.
     What century have you been sleeping through to miss Question 4?  -- Oy vey.
8.  Horror
     What does this movie make many people feel, though not because of its genre?
9.  1985 or later.
     When was this movie on video, but no longer in theaters?
10.  Action genre.
     What's a genre that this movie fits in?
11.  A rudimentary lathe.
     What should we tie you to, while it's in operation, or asking this silly question answer?
12.  The letter N or later in the alphabet.
     What's the first letter in the title, not counting a, an, or the?
13.  1984
     What is Mike Nelson's favorite dystopian novel, and coincidentally, this movies release date?
14.  Bacon!
     What actor named Kevin isn't in this thing?
15.  R or later, not counting articles.
     What letter does the title start with?
16.  Patrick Swayze, please?
     Not in the form of an answer:  question forfeited.
17.  Patrick Swayze.
     What tough yet sensitive actor's in this movie?
18.  War
     Huhh!  What is this movie good for?
19.  He was aroused.
     What was Minnesota like after we told him what this Rifftrax was?
20.  IS IT RED DAWN!?!?!?
     Not in the form of an answer:  question forfeited with extreme prejudice.

And let me speak for everyone here when I say "AAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Not only do we lose the sneak peek, we did so badly that, not only will there be no free Rifftrax, everyone who played the game today has to pay double for his next Riff. (Sounds like a good time to pick up a short.)

UPDATE:  In fact, they're so disgusted with us, they're not going to record this riff!  They're talking about selling the script to Cinematic Titanic.  Good one, guys.

UPDATE #2:  And now they've taken down the game.  They're that ashamed of how you did.  I can't blame them.

[David]

Weird Al even came to that thread. You should all be ashamed.

[jetjaguar15]

I musta missed something...

[RVR II]

Sooo... It's not DUNE?

[jetjaguar15]

See, this is why I never pull a April Fool's prank.... they tend just just annoy people. 

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY


I bought this movie when it first came out, and now there is going to be a rifftrax for it



I'm so happy

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

Damn, could you bring that thread back for just a couple of minutes? Someone posted a link to the official announcement of 2 more seasons of MST3K, but I can't find the link anywhere else now.

[Captain Mook]

    I am the most confused guy in the world...