Now available! (and DRM-FREE!)

[PlayMSTie]

Um, what?  Driving on a road and UFOs?  Is this really the safety video?

My thoughts exactly! I kept looking at the title to make sure I'd got the right short. 

[Lemming Howard]

Um, what?  Driving on a road and UFOs?  Is this really the safety video?

Someone thought Safety Woman would be more believable if first an architect encounters a UFO on a lonely stretch of road so that the nightmare can begin.  Just like David Vincent in The Invaders.

[Gaseous Snake]

I've been trying to download this since five o' clock. I don't know what the deal is. It'll get up to 60% then it'll just stop each time.

Update: I hate this damned Zyxel router! I hate it! Hate it! Hate it! I can say that the router sucks but they won't do a thing about it! 

[Teaflax]

DRM-free just as God and nature intended! Thank you, Rifftrax and rifferinos.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Um, what?  Driving on a road and UFOs?  Is this really the safety video?

Someone thought Safety Woman would be more believable if first an architect encounters a UFO on a lonely stretch of road so that the nightmare can begin.  Just like David Vincent in The Invaders.

I love how they gave this one a plot to try and keep the kids interested.  Probably good that they gave her an origin and superpowers (sort of).  Otherwise, she'd just be some crossing guard showing up in kid's houses uninvited, wearing a weird-ass home made costume and lecturing them on safety.

And I have to agree, she was kind of hot.  I'd totally do Safety Woman or Guardiana or whatever the hell her name was.

[bettertomorrowamy]

I too would feel "safe" in her arms snuggled against her bosom.

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Aha! Do other shorts feature the groovy safety dominatrix Guardiana? Well, one other one does, but then so does this one!

You weren't kidding, either!

Guardiana will return in... Safety: In Danger Out Of Doors

http://www.archive.org/details/safety_in_danger

I think we need a Riff sequel!

[Lemming Howard]

I think I liked her best in the  crossing guard "uniform".  She looked like she was wearing her street clothes under the Guardiana costume.

[torgosPizza]

I've been trying to download this since five o' clock. I don't know what the deal is. It'll get up to 60% then it'll just stop each time.

Update: I hate this damned Zyxel router! I hate it! Hate it! Hate it! I can say that the router sucks but they won't do a thing about it! 

If you can't get the file let me know.

[Gaseous Snake]

I've been trying to download this since five o' clock. I don't know what the deal is. It'll get up to 60% then it'll just stop each time.

Update: I hate this damned Zyxel router! I hate it! Hate it! Hate it! I can say that the router sucks but they won't do a thing about it! 

If you can't get the file let me know.

I finally got it as of 4:30 a.m. I have to say it was worth the wait. One of if not the funniest rifftrax shorts.

Edit: Sorry for losing my cool, everyone. Wireless internet can be more trouble than it's worth, sometimes.

[RandomEngy]

Oh man. I was in stitches the whole time. Best video yet. Well worth the buck.

[Rattrap007]

Wasn't Safety Woman in "The Touch of Satan"?

looked it up on IMDB and nope...

[FBX]

And I have to agree, she was kind of hot.  I'd totally do Safety Woman or Guardiana or whatever the hell her name was.

Not at her current age.

[Rebochan]

Wow, I feel like I've come full circle with this one.  Me and a friend used to have some fun with the Prelinger archives back in the day and this was one of the shorts we mercilessly shredded.  And ironically, the whole time I was thinking "If only MST3K had gotten to do this one..."

So now I know what would happen.  The results were, as expected, hysterical.

"Sorry, you'll have to talk to Meat Handler Man and his sidekick E coli boy."

[CJBeiting]

Aha! Do other shorts feature the groovy safety dominatrix Guardiana? Well, one other one does, but then so does this one!

You weren't kidding, either!

Guardiana will return in... Safety: In Danger Out Of Doors

http://www.archive.org/details/safety_in_danger

I think we need a Riff sequel!

Oh, dear heavens; this was one of the best RiffTrax shorts yet. 

Please, *please* say that Mike and the guys are going to be taking on this sequel!  We need more Guardiana. . . .