Jack is sorry for his childish prank...

[JackTheRIFFER]

FINE!!  I'm sorry!  It was just a little prank!  I ask that I be forgiven!  What can I do to make you guys love me again??

[skenderberg]

FINE!!  I'm sorry!  It was just a little prank!  I ask that I be forgiven!  What can I do to make you guys love me again??

Bribe Mike & Co. into releasing more Rifftrax.

[RVR II]

FINE!!  I'm sorry!  It was just a little prank!  I ask that I be forgiven!  What can I do to make you guys love me again??

Ask Bill Corbett..

[JackTheRIFFER]

You should be shot

Bring it on ya pansies!!  See that pic??  It's a blurry pic of my new Smith and Wesson M&P15 AR-15.  5.56 NATO, 30 rounds.  Let's see who wins!

who wins what?

What?  You don't know what a gunfight is?  You said I should be shot!

yeah, but I say that a lot

You better be careful...  The last guy that said I should be shot...  Umm...  Well, he's living happily is Arizona.  But I gave him a stern talking-to!

[JackTheRIFFER]

FINE!!  I'm sorry!  It was just a little prank!  I ask that I be forgiven!  What can I do to make you guys love me again??

Ask Bill Corbett..

Ohhh...  I'm sure he can think of some kind of "punishment" for me.  Ohh!  Maybe he'll spank me!

[skenderberg]

FINE!!  I'm sorry!  It was just a little prank!  I ask that I be forgiven!  What can I do to make you guys love me again??

Ask Bill Corbett..

Ohhh...  I'm sure he can think of some kind of "punishment" for me.  Ohh!  Maybe he'll spank me!

You guys realize that Bill's real body probably looks nothing like Carrie-Anne Moss.

[JackTheRIFFER]

FINE!!  I'm sorry!  It was just a little prank!  I ask that I be forgiven!  What can I do to make you guys love me again??

Ask Bill Corbett..

Ohhh...  I'm sure he can think of some kind of "punishment" for me.  Ohh!  Maybe he'll spank me!

You guys realize that Bill's real body probably looks nothing like Carrie-Anne Moss.

True, but it is VERY close to Angelina Jolie's!

[Janitor]

Great thanks! The last of my hair has been ripped out! Bloody hell!



Edit: By the way Jack, this is probably the best prank since the whole Al Gore, Florida, Vote count debacle.

[skenderberg]

FINE!!  I'm sorry!  It was just a little prank!  I ask that I be forgiven!  What can I do to make you guys love me again??

Ask Bill Corbett..

Ohhh...  I'm sure he can think of some kind of "punishment" for me.  Ohh!  Maybe he'll spank me!

You guys realize that Bill's real body probably looks nothing like Carrie-Anne Moss.

True, but it is VERY close to Angelina Jolie's!

Without genitals, you mean?

[JackTheRIFFER]

Great thanks! The last of my hair has been ripped out! Bloody hell!



Edit: By the way Jack, this is probably the best prank since the whole Al Gore, Florida, Vote count debacle.

Thanks...  But I'm a Republican!   But wait...  I hate McCain...  I'm having an identity crisis!

[JackTheRIFFER]

FINE!!  I'm sorry!  It was just a little prank!  I ask that I be forgiven!  What can I do to make you guys love me again??

Ask Bill Corbett..

Ohhh...  I'm sure he can think of some kind of "punishment" for me.  Ohh!  Maybe he'll spank me!

You guys realize that Bill's real body probably looks nothing like Carrie-Anne Moss.

True, but it is VERY close to Angelina Jolie's!

Without genitals, you mean?

On no my friend....  He's got some serious genitals...  Or so I've heard.

[kodiakthejuggler]

You sir, are worse than HITLER!!   

[jewishcarpenter]

Since you can't back out now, what movie are you riffing, Jack?

[JackTheRIFFER]

Since you can't back out now, what movie are you riffing, Jack?

Actually, I've been working on a riff for Tombraider starring Bill Corbe...  Err, Angelina Jolie.  It's not done or I'd just send it to all of you to make up for tricking you!  Only question is...   It is a 2 man riff with me and my girlfriend (and she is totally hot for Angelina), what do you think of female riffers?  Do you find it hard to understand them during a movie?

[skenderberg]

Since you can't back out now, what movie are you riffing, Jack?

Actually, I've been working on a riff for Tombraider starring Bill Corbe...  Err, Angelina Jolie.  It's not done or I'd just send it to all of you to make up for tricking you!  Only question is...   It is a 2 man riff with me and my girlfriend (and she is totally hot for Angelina), what do you think of female riffers?  Do you find it hard to understand them during a movie?

What?  Why would it be hard to understand a female during a movie?

I only find them hard to understand during relationships.