Favorite Lines?

[Raven]

What were your favorite riffs from the Track?

[Compound]

Wow. Not one but two call outs to "Freaky Links". That's some obscure riffing.

[RobtheBarbarian]

"He was..."
"WE KNOW WHO HE WAS!"

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

There were a few great ones...

"Sins of THE father... Sins OF the father... SINS of the father..."

The reference to the Beatles' song 'Her Majesty' was awesome and the reference to Waiting for Guffman had me on the floor.

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

I almost forgot about the Medieval Times in Schaumburg...

Classic!

[PlayMSTie]

I'm only about 30 or 40 minutes in but I love the Trax so far. The great lines just keep coming! (I can't imagine watching this one unriffed. Seriously, what were they thinking?? Malkovich alone . . .    )

". . . And we're already being pistol-whipped by the faux Carl Orff music."

"Charlotte's Web II starts off on a downbeat note."

"But you can call it Gary!"

"We interrupt our movie briefly to give you a ride on a ski lift."

"Grendel's actually the 'Leave Britney alone' guy in a rubber suit."

The Joy Behar jokes never get old. Liked the John Daly line too. My dad has a soft spot for the poor old drunkard, but there's no denying he is, well, a poor old drunkard.

[skenderberg]

"If I ever cut my way out of a monster's eye, I promise I'll have something better to yell than MIIIIIIIIIIIKE!"

"She has Barbie's rack and Ken's genitalia."

"So much ingenuity dedicated to keeping us from seeing his junk."

[Ortega]

"Tom Baker!"............."David Tennant!"

[Rattrap007]

loved the Monty Python Holy Grail gag at the end...

And the line
"You just want another kid outta me don't you?"
"Was that a water demon joke or Angela Jolie joke?"
"I don't know..."

The ski lift joke had me really laughing. That and the sins of the fahter.

[mule22]

"I don't want your job, I wanna open a Harley dealership."

[Barrett808]

"They mythic origin of the Wilhelm scream."

[PlayMSTie]

Still haven't finished it (I hate having to watch my RiffTraxes in pieces!) but I'm surprised there haven't been any "So you're going with that performance, then?" lines about Malkovich. There've been a few good riffs about him, but I would have had more. Seriously, he makes Hayden Christiansen in the prequels look like Laurence Olivier.

[Pak-Man]

Kevin's rendition of Shorty Got Low was a gut-buster. :^)

[Tyrant]

"What if Thor was one of uuusss......"


As a sidenote, Kevin has a beautiful singing voice in any situation.

[lassieface]

Ski Lift line was awesome!