Patrick Swayze has Pancreatic Cancer...

[SmilinJackRoss]

True, but in this case, NE is Fox's only source as well.  I still say hoax.

Well, that was my point.  The Fox article states that a close source said he seemed fine lately.

[skenderberg]

True, but in this case, NE is Fox's only source as well.  I still say hoax.

Well, that was my point.  The Fox article states that a close source said he seemed fine lately.

Then we agree.  Huzzah!

[RVR II]

But....but....RED DAWN! 

This is an elaborate ploy to prevent the Rifftrax of Red Dawn from happening.

Not to mention Dirty Dancing, which together are my number 1 and 2 choices for upcoming tracks.

Or even a 3-man Re-Riff of 'Road House'

[DarthChimay]

But....but....RED DAWN! 

This is an elaborate ploy to prevent the Rifftrax of Red Dawn from happening.

Not to mention Dirty Dancing, which together are my number 1 and 2 choices for upcoming tracks.

Or even a 3-man Re-Riff of 'Road House'

Or Point Break...

Let's face it, the man was a gift to us.

[RVR II]

But....but....RED DAWN! 

This is an elaborate ploy to prevent the Rifftrax of Red Dawn from happening.

Not to mention Dirty Dancing, which together are my number 1 and 2 choices for upcoming tracks.

Or even a 3-man Re-Riff of 'Road House'

Or Point Break...

Let's face it, the man was a gift to us.

I'm Really bummed right now about All this 

[skenderberg]

But....but....RED DAWN! 

This is an elaborate ploy to prevent the Rifftrax of Red Dawn from happening.

Not to mention Dirty Dancing, which together are my number 1 and 2 choices for upcoming tracks.

Or even a 3-man Re-Riff of 'Road House'

Or Point Break...

Let's face it, the man was a gift to us.

I'm Really bummed right now about All this 

About what?  The cancer that Patrick doesn't really have?

[PlayMSTie]

I hope it's not true, not just because I don't want the man to die (though I certainly don't), but also because I'd love to see the Enquirer get its butt handed to it.

[bettertomorrowamy]

ps.  I love how everybody bashes the National Enquirer and then Fox News is treated like a credible news source.

Oh here we go again... 

Yeah I went there.  They are a great place go if you want to feel like you got some News.

[Courtney]

Fingers crossed that this is just another hoax.  Another Mikey from Life cereal or Sinbad or Ben Savage type thing.  All rumored to be dead or dying and all totally fine.

[RVR II]

But....but....RED DAWN! 

This is an elaborate ploy to prevent the Rifftrax of Red Dawn from happening.

Not to mention Dirty Dancing, which together are my number 1 and 2 choices for upcoming tracks.

Or even a 3-man Re-Riff of 'Road House'

Or Point Break...

Let's face it, the man was a gift to us.

I'm Really bummed right now about All this 

About what?  The cancer the Patrick doesn't really have?

Well.. yeah.. I think..

[skenderberg]

But....but....RED DAWN! 

This is an elaborate ploy to prevent the Rifftrax of Red Dawn from happening.

Not to mention Dirty Dancing, which together are my number 1 and 2 choices for upcoming tracks.

Or even a 3-man Re-Riff of 'Road House'

Or Point Break...

Let's face it, the man was a gift to us.

I'm Really bummed right now about All this 

About what?  The cancer the Patrick doesn't really have?

Well.. yeah.. I think..

I typo'd.  Sorry.  It should read, "About what?  The cancer that Patrick doesn't really have?"

[PlayMSTie]

  Do you think we could maybe leave the political diatribes out of the thread about a man possibly dying?

(Sorry, skenderberg, that wasn't for you. That was about Fox News.)

[anais.jude]

ps.  I love how everybody bashes the National Enquirer and then Fox News is treated like a credible news source.

c'mon, relatively speaking, Fox is a beacon of truth and integrity compared to the NE.  Which is isn't saying much.

I love how you quoted the text but made it readible. There was a reason he wrote it small (probably because he is so terribly shaken at the thought of Swayze's sickness, or he's just drunk).

[bettertomorrowamy]

Do you think we could maybe leave the political diatribes out of the thread about a man possibly dying?

(Sorry, skenderberg, that wasn't for you. That was about Fox News.)

Oh yeah, sorry!  I thought we were discussing whether or not this news is true.

[skenderberg]

Oh yeah, sorry!  I thought we were discussing whether or not this news is true.

That's what I thought too.  Fox News doesn't often source well, but they found out that Swayze's still actively rehearsing his various projects.  This seems to kill the "on his deathbed" nonsense.

Do you think we could maybe leave the political diatribes out of the thread about a man possibly dying?

(Sorry, skenderberg, that wasn't for you. That was about Fox News.)

<sigh> It never is.