How about some of the best movie quotes?

[kodiakthejuggler]

With all the negativity happening in the "worst movie line" thread, I thought I'd start an opposite thread.

Chime in here with some of your favorite movie quotes!


First one I can think of:

"Let me tell you somethin', sonny boy! Nothin' moves off these docks without it don't get loaded by da union!"
-- Tony Two-Toes (Joe Viterelli)
   Eraser

[mrbasehart]

Oh, 80's action Arnie had a bunch of great lines:

"Stick around!" As he throws a machete into a guerilla fighter in Predator.
"Let's go shopping." As he outfits himself to take on an entire army in Commando.
"Come on Bennett, you don't need a gun...You want to use a knife.  Stick it in me...feels things move around in there." Totally NOT gay seduction of Bennett in Commando.

And of course:

"I'll be back." 

[EVOLUTION117]

'The name's Bond... James Bond.'

Yeah, I went there.

[SaucyRossy]

"You shall NOT PASS!!!" Gandalf the grey right before getting owned by a Balrog.

[daltysmilth]

I nominate every line of dialogue from Ghostbusters.  But to give some specific examples:

"Of course you forget, Peter, I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration!"
"Oh, Ray.  The sponges migrated about a foot and a half."

"Hey, Egon.  You know what this reminds me of?  This reminds of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.  Remember that?"
"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."

"Are you, Alice, menstrating right now?"
"What has that got to do with it?"
"Back off, man.  I'm a scientist."

"Why worry?  Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accellerator on his back."

"We came, we saw, we kicked its @ss!"

"Tell him about the twinkie."
"What about the twinkie?"

"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms!  During the rectification of the Vuldranai, the Travellor appeared as a large moving Torb!  Then in the last days of the Makektric supplecants, they chose a new form for him.  That of a giant Sloar!  Many shrubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day I can tell you!"

"Everything was fine with our system until it was shut off by dickless here."
"They caused an explosion!"
"Is this true?"
"Yes it's true.  This man has no dick... Well that's what I heard!"

"Gozer the Gozarian... good evening.  As a duly designated representative of the city, county, and state of New York, I hereby order you to return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"

"Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!!!"

[SaucyRossy]

ahhhh Ghostbusters...

[Pak-Man]

Good quotes? I got a million of 'em. Some movies are chock-full of 'em. :^)

GHOSTBUSTERS:
"Back off, man! I'm a scientist!"

"I've been slimed!"

"You know, you don't act much like a scientist."
"They're usually pretty stiff."
"You're more like a gameshow host."

"That's a big Twinkie."

TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE

"Bah weep Grah nah, weep ninny-bong."

"Those Insecticons are in our way!"
"Wrong! They're our way in!"

"Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!"

"'Till all are one!"

"Destroy Unicron! Kill the grand poobah! Eliminate even the toughest stain!"

ARMY OF DARKNESS:

"It's a trick! Get an axe!"

"Hail to the king, baby!"

"Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

(I'll admit to having to cut/paste this one. I'm not THAT obsessed yet. :^))
"Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"

Star Wars:

"Use the Force, Luke!"

"May the Force be with you!"

"I'll bet you have!"

Too many to mention. :^)

(Please note: I wrote this up before the Ghostbusters post, and only had to remove the God quote. Too many awesome lines. :^))

[Tyrant]

  First lines that popped into my head upon reading the title of this post:

  Aliens:

  "Get away from her you -BITCH-!"

  "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
  "No. Have you?"


   T2

  "Anyone not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a -really bad day-, get it?!"

[daltysmilth]

How about all the lyrics from "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" from South Park the movie?

Especially:  "Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take sh*t from anybody!"

[BBQ Platypus]

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.




Honorable Mention that I know nobody else will honor or mention:

"Thank you, Officer Fuckmeat."
- Betty White, Lake Placid

[Hector Cyr is preparing to SCUBA dive to look for the crocodile]
Sheriff Hank Keough: I brought a pork chop for luck. Maybe you could hang it around your neck.
Hector Cyr: That's sweet. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.

[Sheriff Keough finds two of his deputies digging a deep hole and gives them an icy stare]
1st Deputy: He paid us. Five hundred.
2nd Deputy: It's a trap.
Sheriff Hank Keough: You accepted money from him?
1st Deputy: We took a check.

Mrs. Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.

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[Upon finding a decaying toe]
Hector: Is this the man that was killed?
Sheriff Hank Keough: He seemed... taller.

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Sheriff Hank Keough: Ma'am, your husband Bernie, you didn't by any chance lead him to the lake blindfolded?
Mrs. Bickerman: If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!

...along with just about every other line in Lake Placid.  That movie is a true piece of genius in that it knows how stupid it is.  Which is really, really stupid.

[SmilinJackRoss]

My favorite scene ever filmed:

[Pak-Man]

And, one of my fav Movies: UHF!

"STUUUPIIIIIIID! You're so STUUUUUUPIIIID!"

"Supplies!"

"I'm thinkin' of somethin' blue. Something BLUUUUUUUUE!"

"What do you think R.J. Fletcher Senior would say if he were alive today?"
"Help! Get me out of this box! I can't breathe in here! Help!"

"Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people. I do."

[EVOLUTION117]

From Casino Royale, so SPOILERS...kinda
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'The whole world's going to know you died scratching my balls!'

[Sharktopus]

From Almost Famous:

Lester Bangs: So, you're the one who's been sending me those articles from your school newspaper.
William Miller: I've been doing some stuff for a local underground paper, too.
Lester Bangs: What, are you like the star of your school?
William Miller: They hate me.
Lester Bangs: You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.

Lester Bangs: Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.
William Miller: Well, it was fun.
Lester Bangs: They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not cool.
William Miller: I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn't.
Lester Bangs: That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.
William Miller: I can really see that now.
Lester Bangs: Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love... and let's face it, you got a big head start.
William Miller: I'm glad you were home.
Lester Bangs: I'm always home. I'm uncool.
William Miller: Me too!
Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world if what we share with someone else when we're uncool.

I wonder if the real Lester Bangs ever said any of this.

[6079SmithW]

^^^ I forgot how good that movie was and how good that actor was in that movie

One of my favorites:

Marge Gunderson: So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it.