THE GAME HAS BEGUN

[Conor]

Just how many copies of glitter do you guys got sitting around that office? :^)

One, actually.  Those two will have to fight to the death.

[Rowsdower]

Yes! That trailer has everything that was missing from the Episode 1 trailer. Aces.

[StellarJoe]

Man, this is going to be a good RiffTrax.  I can't wait!  Congrats to Gammer and PsypherPunk, as well.  

In the meantime, I'm going to take a nap now.  I've had enough trying to solve puzzles for one day.

[Pak-Man]

Please explain the clues. Especially the swear one. :^)

[BotsInLove]

This is gonna be so great!!!

[BathTub]

Yes, please do.

[Pak-Man]

Only then can the nightmare end. :^)

[Tarantulas]

This was a hard contest... and hopefully in the future Rifftrax will continue their partnerships with other such family friendly sites such as www.grandmasluts.com and www.davecoulier.org

[gammer]

Nice work on the promo video J-Proof!

I love:

"Best of all...Midgets...with swords"

hahahaha   

[Rowsdower]

Any chance of that trailer being You-tubed? I'm dying to throw it up on my Facebook.

[Steve-O]

Aw, man, I missed all the fun!

That's what I get for sleeping in, I guess.

[WouTar]

Hmmm, well look at that. I was right.

[WCUServo]

That was a fun way to be initiated into the Rifftrax forums.  I can see I'm going to enjoy it here.

Later

[Bob M.]

Man, I haven't been able to even get onto the site all day, so I missed everything... was the site down for a while?

[SmilinJackRoss]

Yes, someone please post the logical progression of how the clues led to the answer.  Something about korean asparagus, but I'm not sure.