THE GAME HAS BEGUN

Pak-Man · November 15, 2006, 10:26:09 AM

And how do we know Asparagus is important?

David · November 15, 2006, 10:26:44 AM

Quote from: Aves the Fox on November 15, 2006, 10:18:40 AM
MIKE IS BETTER THAN JOEL IS BETTER THAN MIKE IS BETTER THAN JOEL IS BETTER THAN TRENT REZNOR IS BETTER THAN BOSE

study that text... Bose is in there and so is Trent Reznor

The real clue is not in that exact text but very close to it in the html.

Pak-Man · November 15, 2006, 10:30:04 AM

Well if it was a snake it woulda bit me..

http://www.rifftrax.com/asparagus

David · November 15, 2006, 10:31:15 AM

I'm actually kinda stuck now myself. I've answered both quizzes but I get a dead-end page for each.

Edit:
The dead end pages have more clues. Each shows three rather long words.

Rufus T · November 15, 2006, 10:32:01 AM

Mike just posted a blog wherein he mentions killing his neighbor. Chris Cooper kills his neighbor in American Beauty!

WCUServo · November 15, 2006, 10:33:50 AM

And the questions I can't answer come from the interview I can't get to...

Stupid Work Internet Filter...

Variety of Cells · November 15, 2006, 10:33:57 AM

grrr, damn you Merele Haggard!!! Why don't I know who you are?

mrbakasan · November 15, 2006, 10:34:55 AM

I'm starting to think maybe its King Kong...

and it will be released 11/22/06

Pak-Man · November 15, 2006, 10:37:11 AM

OK. Clock is ticking. Please share, so we can all work this...

tardoid7 · November 15, 2006, 10:38:22 AM

All I got from the quiz is Rushmore and Bose.

Little help with the others?

Variety of Cells · November 15, 2006, 10:39:07 AM

for the right door the answers are

bose
acid
wood

and that's all I got, the ones everyone else probably got as well.

EDIT: thanks tardoid. Now who the hell is Merle Haggard?

David · November 15, 2006, 10:39:23 AM

I really wanted to be fan of the month but I'm at a dead end.
I hope some other lucky duck doesn't steal it from me.

When you answer the quizzes at www.rifftrax.com/asparagus.html you get pages with these images:

6079SmithW · November 15, 2006, 10:40:09 AM

I also got

frustrating

baffling

intriguing

mrbakasan · November 15, 2006, 10:41:47 AM

Well, the asparagus link lead to SA. There is coupon with an inflatable gorilla. I know they have repeatedly said to ignore the Korean writing, but that could have been an improper clue to the director from LowTax. I'm still working on the rest of it.

AmazingThor · November 15, 2006, 10:42:18 AM

All I get when I click the green square is links to SA, rifftrax forum and google

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