Nicolas Cage Ready to Quit ACTING!

bettertomorrowamy · February 04, 2008, 04:54:42 AM

Noooooo! Think of future Rifftrax!!

http://www.dailystab.com/nicolas-cage-ready-to-quit-acting/

Bob · February 04, 2008, 05:00:53 AM

Really, almost any joke would be unnecessary!

Chaos · February 04, 2008, 05:10:23 AM

Wait, he was an ACTOR?

esoobaC .T bocaJ · February 04, 2008, 05:14:08 AM

Nooooooooo, what about the next few "Natural Treasures", and the second "Knight Rider", he can't quit, not now

BathTub · February 04, 2008, 05:17:30 AM

What! Breaking his New Years Resolution to start acting so soon?

swisscheeseandbullets · February 04, 2008, 05:47:26 AM

With a $200 million plus take at the domestic box office for NT 2, he won't be retiring any time soon.

Being a Stallone fan (unfortunately?) I've watched many interviews with Sly discussing his foray into more dramatic material, and how it ultimately 'hurt his career' (his words).
Cage is first a dramatic (quirky) actor, so its not like if he abandons action films his career is over, like Stallone. He's just a rich man bitching. Most of us on this board prefer his more dramatic films anyway, although The Rock kicks ass.

Oh. Best of the Wicker Man below:

RVR II · February 04, 2008, 05:53:35 AM

Who's this Nicholas Cage character anyway

gbeenie · February 04, 2008, 07:23:18 AM

I thought he already did this, sometime after Wild At Heart.

gammer · February 04, 2008, 08:08:15 AM

What the article didn't tell you, is that his decision comes after viewing the WickerMan and Next RiffTrax.

anais.jude · February 04, 2008, 09:18:02 AM

How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned???

ah the hilarity

Courtney · February 04, 2008, 12:08:09 PM

I think the bees are behind this.

THE BEEEEEES! THE BEEEES! MY EYES!

bratpop · February 04, 2008, 09:32:35 PM

Didn't Cage or somebody else already threaten this last year? I remember a report about somebody quitting. So far, nobody has quit acting. Ever, I think. I don't believe actors or musicians ever know when to go away. The only thing that happens is they fail miserably and then they run away, or they become directors/producers. Fucking Gary Numan quit music to be a pilot, but then he came BACK. Proving there is no God, and all promises are meant to be broken.

ChrisHanel · February 04, 2008, 10:15:39 PM

Quote from: bratpop on February 04, 2008, 09:32:35 PM
Didn't Cage or somebody else already threaten this last year? I remember a report about somebody quitting. So far, nobody has quit acting. Ever, I think.

The first step towards looking like a moron is speaking in absolutes.

bratpop · February 04, 2008, 10:22:08 PM

The first step towards looking like a dick is correcting people all the time when they're just making fun of things. Wait, you mean the guy on the Rifftrax forum wasn't SERIOUS? Holy feces, Batman.

bettertomorrowamy · February 05, 2008, 05:21:48 AM

Quote from: bratpop on February 04, 2008, 10:22:08 PM
The first step towards looking like a dick is correcting people all the time when they're just making fun of things. Wait, you mean the guy on the Rifftrax forum wasn't SERIOUS? Holy feces, Batman.

Whoa, whoa, hold on honey, Chris was talking about Cage speaking in absolutes and showing he is a moron that way.

News:

Nicolas Cage Ready to Quit ACTING!

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