Favorite Lines? (That you DIDN'T write)

[MontyServo]

Freeze sitting Arkham

"Where do I poop?"

I watched this with a group of friends.  There about 5 absolute favorite lines of mine, but the one that got the biggest laughs:  "VERE DO I POOP!?!?"

Agreed, I nearly choked on my orange juice!

Thanks.  That one was mine.  I thought it was my funniest riff, but it was really Bill's reading of it that made it so good in my opinion.

Some of my favs:

"Physics!" - this one cracked me up to where I had to pause the Rifftrax.

"Pizza on a bagel!"

the Strongbad riff

the line about that being all the detective work Batman does in this movie, when Bruce, Dick, Alfred and Barbara are walking in the garden.

Kevin's coconut head

Leggo my Eggo!

and many others that I can't think of...  I'll try to jot some more down next time I watch it.  I wanna make sure everybody that brought the funny gets some kudos.

Great job all!

[Isaac S.]

Some of my favs:
...
"Pizza on a bagel!"

Hooray!  Someone liked my line! 

[Pak-Man]

The "Pithy" comment Pakky had was great to.  It matched his expression perfectly. 

Yeah, that was a great pair of lines. We liked it so much that we actually cut out one of MY lines to put it in (well, when I say "we" I mean Chris, at 3am... damn you!!! ). When Alfred was leaning against the statue grimacing while Bruce called out to him, I had "Just a second, I'm setting up some foreshadowing!" or something to that effect.

Yeah I was curious about that. I wrote the "Pithy" line, but then the "Alfred!" "Come back here and finish my sentence!" joke came up (Which cracked me up, BTW. Did someone else write a Riff that happened to perfectly compliment mine (I refuse to believe someone else used the exact word "Pithy" for that riff), or did one of the editors think of a nice punch-up there? :^)

[Chaos]

Nope, the second part of that joke was a standalone line written by doggans. The two just really worked together.

[ChrisHanel]

My problem with acting as editor is that i'm not just writing my own lines. I'm modifying others and recording the riffs of everyone locally when we get together for writing sessions, so it's all a jumble in my head. I'll have my name next to a riff and i'll say, "Wait, didn't Todd write that?" or "What joke was that originally based off of?"

The only things that I can say for absolute certainty were mine without going home and looking at the script or listening to the riff:

- The 'PWNED' bit
- Things Fans wanted to hear Bill say
- French Nightclub/Batmobile
- Do you think he can hear us? Could be worse, he used to be able to see us too.
- The Planet Hollywood crack
- Stupid Tilted Hallway!

There's a lot more, but those are the ones that come to mind. There's a lot that the entire RRT HQ group came up with together that i can't take 100% credit for, either.

[gammer]

I didn't write any, but my wife and I both loved the "Bat Cycle" line and the "I wont use that hydrant again" line. 

[bratpop]

The line about that being all the detective work Batman does in this movie, when Bruce, Dick, Alfred and Barbara are walking in the garden.

I was just sarcastic. Mine said, "Truly he is the world's greatest detective."

- The 'PWNED' bit

Great one.

- Things Fans wanted to hear Bill say

I thought there would be more!

I didn't write any, but my wife and I both loved the "Bat Cycle" line

Thanks, that was mine. Surprised it made it... but then after the "bloody letters" in Harry Potter... not too surprised.

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

- Do you think he can hear us? Could be worse, he used to be able to see us too.

What was this referring to?

[Chaos]

- Do you think he can hear us? Could be worse, he used to be able to see us too.

What was this referring to?

Um... MST3K.

[ChrisHanel]

The joke originally also had the addition of Kevin saying "Not really, I was hiding underneath a puppet" but it was removed for being a bit too overdone.

[bratpop]

I had no idea Mr. Freeze used to watch MST3k. Why would he if he hates people talking during the movie?

[FBX]

01:16:32 ^ Bain swings pipe at Batman ^ (Bain voice) Now Bain make pun!  Take hit off pipe!

One of my favorites.

[Bob]

I did not get the "where do I poop" joke, can someone please explain it to me?

I also, I get "owned", but what is the origin and meaning of "pwned"?

Yes, I am tragically unhip.

thank.

[ChrisHanel]

Freeze says "Where do i poop" because he's trapped under a very narrow cold beam in his cell, but only has access to a bed, and no toilet.

"PWNED" came from someone saying "OWNED" and accidentally making a typo. It just happened to catch on.

-Chris

[stansimpson]

I get "owned", but what is the origin and meaning of "pwned"?

When all else fails, PSLOwner, consult Wikipedia:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwned