2.0 Questions today - 1/23/08

[stansimpson]

   NO WAY!!!!

[Doctor Manhattan]

Nice!

Written by the fans! 

[Compound]

Woot! (Although if I hadn't rechecked the IMDB page of B&R, I might have posted on time. Grrrr....)

[Brak]

EXCELLENT! so when do we find out who's lines were used?

[SmilinJackRoss]

So when/How do we find out whose riffs were used?

[RVR II]

OH Hell! That's Awsome!
Wish I could've inputed on this one now while drunk in Mexico!!

[torgosPizza]

Dim, that was hilarious!

[RoninFox]

Sweet, though I'm going to be out of town when it comes out, leaving me all in suspense as to it's greatness until February rolls around.

[Doctor Manhattan]

Was that the Val Kilmer or George Clooney Batman movie?

[kodiakthejuggler]

DAMMIT!!

I was in the middle of writing my 250 word question!!

I had a plot, characters, and a cohesive story all laid out...

And now I find that the movie is BATMAN AND ROBIN??



Oh cruel world....

[Tyrant]

OH Hell! That's Awsome!
Wish I could've inputed on this one now while drunk in Mexico!!

 Dude,  that was a golden opportunity!! Drunk and in Mexico is the BEST way to riff.

[Dim of the Yard]

Yay!

I gotta give my props to the poster.  Bill looks so uncomfortable in that get-up, it's adorable.  And the DisembAudio Batman/Robin signal is very well-done.  My only question: Kevin gets top billing?

[skenderberg]

Greedo walked into the Mos Eisley Cantina, searching for his nemesis Han Solo.  It was dangerous work, but the price on his head was high, and he desperately needed the credits to pay off a debt of his own.  So far he'd spent a fortune wooing the barmaid, but all she could do was sing and strut around with that damn hole-in-the head guy.

Suddenly, a shot rang out, and James Bond burst, wild-eyed into the room.  He seized Greedo by the lapels before he could go for his blaster.  "Where's Mr. White?" he cried.  "Is he you?"

Greedo sputtered for a response, but was seized from behind before he could say anything.  "Ah, Mr. Bond," said a sneering Frenchman in a pristine white suit.  "At last we see that there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away."

"Don't do it!" cried another man from across the room.  "Don't you see that the sun is like a can of gas?  If you don't let him go, the entire universe will die!"

As the Tatooine school let out, the room suddenly filled with precocious, bright-eyed youngsters.  The barmaid burst into song.  "Who can make the sun rise on a cloudy day" she sang.

"And blow it up like a can of gas!" the purple-suited man insisted.  "You have to stop!"  He slumped into his chair, sobbing into has glass. 

"Look," said Greedo.  "I'm just here for Han Solo."

"Ah," said the Frenchman, releasing him.  "I think I see him over there."

Greedo followed the Frenchman's gaze to a dark corner where to shadowy figures in rubber suits sat commiserating over their cups.

"Who are those guys," said Greedo.  "Is it Batman and Robin?"

I was actually typing this nonsense while on the phone with a client.  Way to make us work hard even for the obvious ones, Conor.

[LBeria]

Darn....I was trying to write my story about how there were two intellectuals who couldn't fathom the purchase of a media disc and were trying to answer the question, "Are those really rubber nipples on his costume?" before asking "Does Joel Schumacher know he's ruined 'Batman & Robin'?"

Gotta learn to type faster....

[MontyServo]

(crumbles up aborted short story about two new detectives at the precinct whose reckless attitude might get them in trouble and it also just might get them to fall in love.)

YAY!  Batman and Robin!