List the top 10 films you'd want riffed

[bettertomorrowamy]

7. The Wizard - Fred "Kevin Arnold" Savage takes his video game prodigy brother on a road trip to a video game tournament. This movie belongs in the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest toy commercial ever made.

And it stars her:

[DrunkPagan]

My top ten:
Hellboy
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Virtuosity
Evolution
Super Mario Bros.
Alone in the Dark
Titan A.E.
Jurassic Park 3
The Scorpion King
The Mummy/The Mummy Returns

Other suggestions:
Beastmaster
Taxi
I, Robot
Escape from LA

There's just so many to choose!!

[RoninFox]

Very good list, Drunky P, I can't believe I never thought of Virtuosity as a riff-target.  Damn that'd be perfect!

[Hebs]

I'd love to see the Antonio Banderas version of  Zorro get riffed.  That hasn't been done yet, right?

[LemSlaw]

Off the top of my head the movies I'd like to see riffed are:

1. Hulk, Ang Lee is the Hulk
2. Masters of the Universe
3. There's Always Vanilla
4. Messiah of Evil
5. Mazes and Monsters
6. God told me to
7. The Simpson's Movie
8. The Host
9. Devil Times Five
10. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

[mlcorcoran]

I agree with all of those except the Simpson's Movie. Even if the jokes aren't that good or the movie's not that well done, I don't know how you could riff a comedy that makes fun of itself.

I wouldn't mind seeing a rifftrax of the 2nd Banderas Zorro movie, Legend of Zorro. Whenever an action movie depends on the headstrong little kid character to move the story along, you know you're in trouble.

[RoninFox]

Agreed on the Simpsons Movie not being riffable, not just because I liked it, but because it's satire.  Robin Hood Prince of Thieves though?  Excellent choice.

[Natureboy]

I have to agree with The Simpsons Movie.......yes, it is a satire, but it is also awful, really awful.

[Gaseous Snake]

Willard (2003 remake)
Tron
Wes Craven's New Nightmare
I, Robot
Constantine
Superman III
The Forgotten
Fight Club
Big Fish
Superman IV

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

3. There's Always Vanilla

If the movie is anything like this trailer....   

[stansimpson]

After extremely careful deliberation, I've picked my Top 10 of All-Time:

10.) Kindergarten Cop*
9.) Superman Returns - Throw in some deadbeat dad/bastard child jokes, and consider me happy.
8.) Jurassic Park
7.) Batman (1989)
6.) Wizard of Oz - MST3k quoted a line almost every ep.
5.) Star Wars IV:  A New Hope:  Special Edition (1997)
4.) Power Rangers: The Movie* - Because it makes you realize what horrible taste you had as a kid.
3.) Any video game movies* -
               a. Super Mario Brothers - One of the most ridiculous movies ever made. 
               b. Street Fighter - STILL no Van Damme riffs yet!?
               c. Mortal Kombat - Best video game adaptation ever... wow... what does THAT say?
               d. Double Dragon
               e. The Wizard - 80's cheesefest with Fred Savage made to sell Nintendo's stock by manipulating an autistic child.  What's not to love?
2.) Masters of the Universe* - DOLPH!  Prime 80's cheese!  Loads of fun!  A laugh-riot waiting to be had!  And DOLPH!
1.) Back To the Future - I want this riffed! *incites riot and chanting*

*denotes "highly unlikely" due to limited prints available.


I'd like to introduce the Hell's Snowball category.  As in:  Hell will freeze over when they let ONE fan choose the movie.  If they gave me MY pick:
Lost In Translation - Not because I hate it, but because I adore it.

[edgey_berzerker]

Here's my top ten in no particular order

1)  No Holds Barred (Sure it doesn't have Bonesaw but it has Hulk Hogan! )
2)  The Chipmunk Adventure (The Chipettes becoming a part of a harem... Check  Penguins that have their own civilized society?  Check... main villian wearing nothing under that very tiny robe... Unfortunatly... Check...)
3) Masters of the Universe ( This is just begging for it )
4) Friday the 13th:  Jason X (hey, rifftrax did Halloween, why not this movie that is one big parody in itself?)
5) Hellraiser: Bloodlines (Doug Bradly didn't even look like he wanted to be in this tripe.  Also, you have to worry if the director's name is Alan Smithee)
6) Mortal Kombat 1 or 2 (either would be great.  in 2, you get to see Lui kang have a fight with the camera man!)
7) Fist of the North Star (the live action movie or the dubbed anime would do!  "Now you are dead"  "No I'm not"  BOOM! )
The Punisher (the Dolf Lungren version of course! Keep in mind... I actually like this movie XD )
9)  Die Hard (Great Christmas movie, but it does need a riffing too I feel)
10)  Street Fighter (Why isn't there a van damme film in here yet?)

[mlcorcoran]

oh my god, Double Dragon, good call stansimpson

Hulk Hogan's Suburban Commando anyone?

[gbeenie]

Off the top of my head the movies I'd like to see riffed are:


5. Mazes and Monsters

>shudder<  Hanks, but no Hanks.

[Tripe]

Off the top of my head the movies I'd like to see riffed are:

5. Mazes and Monsters

Isn't that a Jack Chick Tract?