Hi. I'm waffen and I'm a riffaholic.

[waffen]

After mst3k ended, I spent most of my time in the shower, in the fetal position, crying, "why god, why?"

But now that rifftrax have started, I can live and love again.

[dignan]

Welcome aboard, waffen.  Let's see, if you've been in a shower for 7 years now, that means we finally have an exceptionally clean, prune-skinned person who's joined the board.  Hooray!

[mrbasehart]

Welcome aboard, waffen.  Let's see, if you've been in a shower for 7 years now, that means we finally have an exceptionally clean, prune-skinned person who's joined the board.  Hooray!

He didn't say it was running.  He may have just found the grouting a comfort...?

[WouTar]

I usually find comfort with my own crafted "MST3k" soap bar. It's pink.

[BBQ Platypus]

Welcome aboard, waffen.  Let's see, if you've been in a shower for 7 years now, that means we finally have an exceptionally clean, prune-skinned person who's joined the board.  Hooray!

He didn't say it was running.  He may have just found the grouting a comfort...?

Maybe he was just pretending to shower.  I do that all the time.

[BBQ Platypus]

Oh - almost forgot my ultra-sincere standard greeting!

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[WouTar]

Wow waffen, BBQ Platypus gave you his standard 'welcome' letter... You must be something special.

[AvestheFox]

well.. you cant have the Special Olympics without the Special Persons..

greetings, new comer!