Greetings and Salutations!

[Cthulhu Bob]

Halloo there!

The name is Chris Norman and I hark from the wilds of the Lower Mainland (ok, not so much wilds as just really flat). I have been a long time fan of MST3K and now Rifftrax. I first heard about Mike's new venture in the local entertainment weekly paper and have been hooked ever since. I have even turned my kids to the dark side. The best part about the rifftrax is that I can enjoy them with my kids and show them the joy of ridiculing bad movies  .

Fare thee well!
Cthulhu Bob

[kodiakthejuggler]

Welcome to our domain, Squire!

[Cthulhu Bob]

Thank you kind sir!

[BathTub]

Hmmm I'm not sure if the forum was built to take the old ones! But welcome!

[Cthulhu Bob]

I am more of a disciple than the tentacle-faced One Himself, evil with a small e as it were. And thank you for your greeting silvery one!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives Cthulhu Bob a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

[Cthulhu Bob]

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives Cthulhu Bob a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

*Marvels with awe at the Bruce-Campbellian Smoking Jacket...of EVIL*
Thank you kind sir, and watch your back because it may be that I am standing behind you with a large, sharpened fusilli-Jerry.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives Cthulhu Bob a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

*Marvels with awe at the Bruce-Campbellian Smoking Jacket...of EVIL*
Thank you kind sir, and watch your back because it may be that I am standing behind you with a large, sharpened fusilli-Jerry.

I see your Jerry, and counter with a fusili-Tom

....and that's not my back.

[Cthulhu Bob]

I concede this fight in absurdism ( or is that in absurdum?) to you fine sire. But next time you may not be so lucky.

*Standing firing my .45 fusilli-Jerry straight up into the air and screaming AAARRGGGHHH!*

[RoninFox]

*Standing firing my .45 fusilli-Jerry straight up into the air and screaming AAARRGGGHHH!*

Might be awkward to ask, but you aren't firing a weapon into the air and screaming AAARRGGGHHH because you just love Patrick Swayze too much are you?

[Sideswipe]

I think that that incredibly lifelike Swayze tatoo he has would be a dead giveaway.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Hey leave the new guy alone you reject from the island of misfit toys!

[Cthulhu Bob]

Hey, if I can't make a pointless Point Break reference on Rifftrax.com where can I make a pointless Point Break reference?

Or is that a pointed Point Break reference because it's on Rifftrax.com?

Ow! I think I just hurt my brain.

[RoninFox]

Ow! I think I just hurt my brain.

Common symptom of thinking about Point Break.