K-Fed Up: Britney files for Divorce!!

[kodiakthejuggler]

Hot off the news wire:

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from K-Fed!!!

Read the exclusive news at TMZ.com here: http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/


Oh darn. I guess I never saw this coming. 

[mrbasehart]

He's probably too busy with his burgeoning pro-wrestling career.

[Joe Don Faker]

Seems that rifftrax party K-fed held didn't go over too well with the missus.

[Pak-Man]

But they seemed so HAPPY together!

[David]

I'm shocked - SHOCKED, I tell you. I did NOT see this coming...

[Pak-Man]

First Electra and Rodman (Or as I called them: Elecman) and now THIS!

[M.gunnerQuist]

Check out this video:

K-fed found out about the divorce via text message. Caught on tape. It's about 1:45 into the clip.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Ouch.

Now he's got to build up his street cred the hard way.


No more cruisin' in his Wife's wake.

[shortstack]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again- I'm pretty sure she only married him so she could pop out a couple of kids and be a mommy. 

[PsypherPunk]

So at 24 she's now got two kids and two failed marriages? That's impressive in a sort of 'not' way 

[ScottotD]

I really hope his career takes off and hers stays in the gutter, it's funnier that way.

[MoralThreat]

Oh god he's gonna have to move back to Fresno! 


Seriously I hope this guy goes away now.

[Road_Element]

I think every sould remember its Fed Ex now.

[Minnesota]

Most of you have probably heard this by now but FedEx is supposidly blackmailing Britney with a honeymoon sex tape.

Let me be the first to say - what an A-hole
And the second to say - SWEET!!

[BathTub]

Perhaps Mike could Riff it!