List the top 10 films you'd want riffed

[akajackfrost]

I just thought of one to add to my list above.

Freejack.

A sci-fi movie with Mick Jagger playing the "tough-guy" antogonist is just to good to pass up.

[Ben]

10. Van Helsing An absolutely horrific film in all the wrong ways.
9. Freddy vs. Jason. Ideal for a Halloween rifftrax.
8. Orlando. Why? Because I want to see Mike and Co. slam a snooty arthouse flick!
7. Hercules in New York. Rifftrax vs. Ahnuld! In a toga!
6. Shogun Assassin. A cheesy classic, and a rifftrax must.
5. The Omega Man. A hideously dated movie. Plenty of long silences for Mike and Co. to ridicule Charlton Heston.
4. Nightbreed. An incredibly weird cult horror flick from the early '90's. A movie like this needs a no-holds-barred all-out head-on bashing (a la SPACE MUTINY) if Mike and Co. really want to make it work.
3. Ernest Saves Christmas. A perfect holiday rifftrax. Maybe next year?
2. Matango: Fungus of Terror, aka Attack of the Mushroom People. Very trippy, very freaky Japanese movie from the '60's. Think JACK FROST on acid, as impossible as that sounds.
1. Patch Adams. What else?

[Shannihilator]

this might've been already said but, evil dead 2 with bruce campbell as the guest riffer.
i'd give my right arm for this.

[Ben]

this might've been already said but, evil dead 2 with bruce campbell as the guest riffer.
i'd give my right arm for this.

Actually, ALIEN APOCALYPSE might be more appropriate for a guest-riff by the Chin. Unlike EVIL DEAD 2, the movie takes itself completely seriously -
making it all the more hilarious.

[RoninFox]

this might've been already said but, evil dead 2 with bruce campbell as the guest riffer.
i'd give my right arm for this.

Actually, ALIEN APOCALYPSE might be more appropriate for a guest-riff by the Chin. Unlike EVIL DEAD 2, the movie takes itself completely seriously -
making it all the more hilarious.

Plus all the Evil Dead series already have commentaries by Bruce where he at least occasionally makes fun of them and himself.

Actually, that fact alone is enough to make me want a full of Bruce Rifftrax more, but anyway...

[Ben]

this might've been already said but, evil dead 2 with bruce campbell as the guest riffer.
i'd give my right arm for this.

Actually, ALIEN APOCALYPSE might be more appropriate for a guest-riff by the Chin. Unlike EVIL DEAD 2, the movie takes itself completely seriously -
making it all the more hilarious.

Plus all the Evil Dead series already have commentaries by Bruce where he at least occasionally makes fun of them and himself.

Actually, that fact alone is enough to make me want a full of Bruce Rifftrax more, but anyway...

Hey, why not invite Bruce on board for a SPIDER-MAN sequel rifftrax? Bruce has already made a career out of poking fun at his buddy Sam Raimi, and the potential mischief he'd get up to with Mike on SPIDER-MAN 2 or 3 boggles the mind.

[RoninFox]

this might've been already said but, evil dead 2 with bruce campbell as the guest riffer.
i'd give my right arm for this.

Actually, ALIEN APOCALYPSE might be more appropriate for a guest-riff by the Chin. Unlike EVIL DEAD 2, the movie takes itself completely seriously -
making it all the more hilarious.

Plus all the Evil Dead series already have commentaries by Bruce where he at least occasionally makes fun of them and himself.

Actually, that fact alone is enough to make me want a full of Bruce Rifftrax more, but anyway...

Hey, why not invite Bruce on board for a SPIDER-MAN sequel rifftrax? Bruce has already made a career out of poking fun at his buddy Sam Raimi, and the potential mischief he'd get up to with Mike on SPIDER-MAN 2 or 3 boggles the mind.

I've agreed with that before (I think someone was suggesting the first Spider-man at the time though, obviously before they actually did it, if I weren't so lazy I'd look it up) it'd be great especially when he shows up in each movie himself.  "Well I see what you mean, Mike, but look at his handsome young actor!"

[fishbulb]

I'm not a fanboy of any particular genre or series.
These are just movies that I think would be great targets for riffing, and should be pretty widely available.

The Rundown
Baywatch Hawaiian Wedding
Flash Gordon
The Emperor's Club
Spice World
Face/Off
Supergirl
End of Days
Con Air
Big Bad Mama

[RoninFox]

These are just movies that I think would be great targets for riffing, and should be pretty widely available.

Well...maybe not should.    I personally think Spice World should never be available anywhere at any price, but I'm sure it really is out there.

[Shannihilator]

this might've been already said but, evil dead 2 with bruce campbell as the guest riffer.
i'd give my right arm for this.

Actually, ALIEN APOCALYPSE might be more appropriate for a guest-riff by the Chin. Unlike EVIL DEAD 2, the movie takes itself completely seriously -
making it all the more hilarious.

Plus all the Evil Dead series already have commentaries by Bruce where he at least occasionally makes fun of them and himself.

Actually, that fact alone is enough to make me want a full of Bruce Rifftrax more, but anyway...

heck, why not a bruce campbell collection? that would be most excellent.

[billymac72]

Can't go wrong with any of these:

Viva Knievel!
Xanadu
Indian in the Cupboard
Swept Away
Corvette Summer
Death Wish III
The Concorde: Airport '80
Unlawful Entry
Death Proof
Cobra

Most of those are "bad, good movies" - as far as quality flicks go, I would love to see "The Godfather" done.

[NeuroManson]

this might've been already said but, evil dead 2 with bruce campbell as the guest riffer.
i'd give my right arm for this.

Actually, ALIEN APOCALYPSE might be more appropriate for a guest-riff by the Chin. Unlike EVIL DEAD 2, the movie takes itself completely seriously -
making it all the more hilarious.

First thing I blurted out when seeing that on the screen while mom was watching, was "Our powerful weapons are no match for their pointy sticks!".

[prestonp]

If we'd ever dare blaxploitation, then

[RoninFox]

I shudder to think of all the arguments between Mike, Kevin and Bill we'd hear over "WHO'S THE MASTA!"

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I only have 3:

1. Patch Adams
2. Live Free or Die Hard
3. Batman and Robin

But waiting for them to do Batman is like waiting for Chinese Democracy to come out.