Thoughts & Favorite Lines?

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Where Dumbledore says omething like: "As long as J.K. keeps my secret" 

[skenderberg]

"Seek the rats of NIHM."

[Jinto]

22:28
Mike: "It's like that movie where everything transformed."

Kevin: "Transformers?"

Mike: "No, no, that was about a kid who got caught masturbating."

[Hamdingers]

I can has wizzard?

I gave him some chocolate-coated-cheese

He's translating Proust, while eating a rat!

[bratpop]

Methinks Kevin laughed a little too hard at the "chocolate covered cheese" line. As if to imply, no, he DOESN'T eat chocolate covered cheese, and never will! Sure, Kevin!

[Keroppi20]

Orko? 

[BathTub]

9 3/4? I blame the metric system.

One of the Black Riders is making out with his horse!

[Janitor]

*ahem* Dick Cheney.

I'd say you're a Grand Wizard. No, wait, that doesn't sound right.

Why don't you just give yourself a pink belly?

Welcome back, Mr. Pottah!

I wish I were...big.

NO KEVIN! THAT'S A MIKE AND BILL JOKE!

[Raven]

Orko? 

This was one of my favorites. 

I also liked the line about Voldemort not being creative with gang names. 

[bratpop]

Actually it's "You just take Latin and RUIN it."

And "Welcome Back, Pott-air." Which is rather pointless I suppose, only one of the sweathogs talked like that, it's not exactly a pun or anything.

I forgot about "one of the black riders is making out with his horse." Holy crap, I'll never watch that scene the same way again.

[gammer]

I now have my take and free preview posted.

Please have a "boo", wont you?   

[Janitor]

Actually it's "You just take Latin and RUIN it."

And "Welcome Back, Pott-air." Which is rather pointless I suppose, only one of the sweathogs talked like that, it's not exactly a pun or anything.

I forgot about "one of the black riders is making out with his horse." Holy crap, I'll never watch that scene the same way again.

Neat, it's like our very own College TA, making sure we don't unravel the fabric of the universe by slightly misquoting.

[Pak-Man]

I love a good text adventure joke. :^)

> GET ON THE BROOM
> FLY
> GET KEY

[ig400]

"I assume you take Nazi gold"

I laughed so hard i farted

[Tyrant]

I thought this was a pretty good Rifftrax. Not on my top five list, but definatly worth the time/effort.

For the record, I'm not a Harry Potter fan by any stretch. I can see why people would like it, but it just doesn't do anything for me personally. I read the first book and I didn't think it was very good. So I wasn't thrilled they were riffing the movie version (because then I'd have to relive the book somewhat all over again), although I didn't feel quite the same kind of dread I felt when they did Crossroads or Glitter. Dealing with a franchise I dislike is better than dealing with a chick flick, which I HATE.

  I nearly shot soda out of my nose at the riff about J.K. Rowling keeping Dumbledore's "little secret".