Monthly or Annual Membership

[RoninFox]

...new DisembAudio brand toaster...

Just what I need... synch lines burned into my morning bagel.   

Well the last thing any of us need is a mistimed breakfast.

If you qualify for our platinum membership, Mike will come directly to your home once a year and make fun of your family.

Tempting... does he arrive with a greasepaint mustache and smoke a big black cigar?  Otherwise, I'm not interested.

I think in your case he would.

[Kzinistzerg]

Well maybe a DisembAudio alarm clock?

[RoninFox]

Well maybe a DisembAudio alarm clock?

He can have plastic toast pop out when it goes off, and pushing them back in activates the snooze alarm, which would be called pausing to get back in synch.