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Started by oorat, November 03, 2007, 09:44:41 AM

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oorat

November 03, 2007, 09:44:41 AM
I was just thinking, and maybe I'm mistaken here, but there isn't a single riff of a Chuck Norris movie.  And he has so many movies there are so riff-able.  Lone Wolf McQuade, Missing in Action, Sidekicks, his movies are bit a like Patrick Swazey movies from the 80s. 

Other good ones that aren't Chuck Norris movies   would be Iron Eagle, the Lost Boys, and Black Dog(with more Swazey cheesiness)

Sideswipe

#1
November 03, 2007, 12:40:21 PM
Chuck Norris is so awesome he can slam a revolving door!

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

Pak-Man

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November 03, 2007, 01:56:16 PM Last Edit: November 03, 2007, 02:20:10 PM by Pak-Man








Compound

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November 05, 2007, 09:33:56 AM


And Chuck Norris *can* divide by zero.

bettertomorrowamy

#4
November 05, 2007, 09:53:33 AM
I agree!  The only thing he can't do is act!   :'(
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Bob

#5
November 05, 2007, 10:05:12 AM
Hmmm, almost any of them would work.

Norris seems like he would be a pretty good guy in real life too.

Sideswipe

#6
November 06, 2007, 05:12:21 AM
as long as he insnt constantly trying to sell me exercise equipment.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

Tripe

#7
November 06, 2007, 11:11:50 AM
Anyone ever used one of those totla gym things?

It's basically a pilates rig only it looks much more cheaply made. But if it is like a pilates rig in threory one would see some results.

ig400

#8
November 06, 2007, 11:54:44 AM
Did that first clip have Jo Don Baker it it at the very end?
Every day of my life I find the wisest and best to fix our attention on the Good and the Beautiful. If you just take the time to look at it.

NeuroManson

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November 07, 2007, 11:51:59 AM
How about The Octagon? The movie that inspired idiotic overuse by muscleheads for decades to come (good luck on any of them knowing what an octagon IS). It's right up there with Gymkata.



Oh yeah, and this is a recent ad that's been making the rounds:

Do electric sheep dream of android Scotsmen?

Bob

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November 07, 2007, 03:05:29 PM
Quote from: NeuroManson on November 07, 2007, 11:51:59 AM
How about The Octagon? The movie that inspired idiotic overuse by muscleheads for decades to come (good luck on any of them knowing what an octagon IS). It's right up there with Gymkata.




Any movie with Chuck, Lee Van Cleef and dobermans must rock.

bettertomorrowamy

#11
November 07, 2007, 05:18:35 PM
What about riffing an entire Chuck Norris infomercial!
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eegah

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March 18, 2022, 04:07:01 PM
Quote from: NeuroManson on November 07, 2007, 11:51:59 AM
How about The Octagon? The movie that inspired idiotic overuse by muscleheads for decades to come (good luck on any of them knowing what an octagon IS). It's right up there with Gymkata.

Every line of dialogue in this is a great big Huh??? and Chuck's internal whisper monologue is goofy as hell. Definitely deserving of a riff.

FilmNerd87

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March 25, 2022, 11:12:40 AM
Since Invasion, U. S. A. takes place at Christmas time, it should be riffted during the Holiday Season.
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