THE PHANTOM MENACE NOW AVAILABLE!!

[gammer]

Hey J-Proof,

Its too bad you didn't deinterlace that promo video to remove the combing lines.

Other then that, nice work! I love the scenes from the "other" movies   

[J-Proof]

Hey J-Proof,

Its too bad you didn't deinterlace that promo video to remove the combing lines.

Other then that, nice work! I love the scenes from the "other" movies   

Haha - even J-Proof can't have RiffTrax on his mind /all/ the time

Actually this is the very issue I am dealing with right now =(

I am ready to just pray for the field issue to disappear, and hope for the best

[MontyServo]

well usually there is something up 

Yeah, I think this is the first time in months that we don't have advanced knowledge about the next rifftrack.  Maybe Mike is taking a WELL-EARNED break.

Come back when you're refreshed Mike!

Well, Mike did have that trip to Arkansas to deal with.  I wonder if Tarantulas got a chance to speak with him???  Actually now that I think of it, T-Ran has been MIA from this board today.  I wonder if he is doing a King Of Comedy on Mike as we speak??  Or maybe he is doing an Annie Wilkes on him?   

[Edward J Grug III]

Yay!

So what is next?

Maybe the new puzzle is so cryptic we haven't even found it yet?

[Cap'n UKRiffer]

Maybe the new puzzle is so cryptic we haven't even found it yet?

Don't go giving DaPenguin ideas Ed 

[Edward J Grug III]

Maybe the new puzzle is so cryptic we haven't even found it yet?

Don't go giving DaPenguin ideas Ed 

Let's see... The latest thread is the "Happy Hour" thread, which clearly points to "Cheers," which points to Woody Harrelson, therefore, clearly, the next movie will be "White Men Can't Jump" as any fool can plainly see.

I can plainly see that.

[Cap'n UKRiffer]

Let's see... The latest thread is the "Happy Hour" thread, which clearly points to "Cheers," which points to Woody Harrelson, therefore, clearly, the next movie will be "White Men Can't Jump" as any fool can plainly see.

I can plainly see that.

Ah but.... happy hour is something done at bars
Roadhouse and Cocktail both have bars in them
They star Patrick Swayze and Tom Cruise
Who both star in 'The Outsiders' which is clearly the next movie

[starfighter]

  Well, if we're talking about bars, Mike has already mentioned in at least one interview that he has a concluding movie to his bar trilogy in mind...and that movie is Coyote Ugly.

[J-Proof]

Ah Coyote Ugly... Such a fail-proof concept gone compeltely awry (sort of like the Phantom Menace...)

Torgos and I and everyone else know what is next for you - and are deep within the catacombs of riffdom, making it all happen....

[gammer]

BTW, in that promo video that J-Proof made, there was some other movies that would be great if they were riffed!
I think I recognized one of the Rocky movies, Jurassic Park, and Braveheart.

Are these hints as to whats coming up?
or am I reading into things too much?

[SmilinJackRoss]

Ah Coyote Ugly... Such a fail-proof concept gone compeltely awry (sort of like the Phantom Menace...)

Torgos and I and everyone else know what is next for you - and are deep within the catacombs of riffdom, making it all happen....

Catacombs (noun):  an underground cemetery, esp. one consisting of tunnels and rooms with recesses dug out for coffins and tombs.

Underground tombs are found in Europe, and people in Europe smoke cigarettes, and smoking gives you lung cancer, which is how Peter Jennings died, and since he was a news anchor, Then next movie must Network.  A strange choice, but I'll give it a shot.


You can't get anything past me, whaa ha ha ha ha!!!

[Pak-Man]

In other words, should we expect a game of 20 questions soon, or is Rifftrax taking a break?

[torgosPizza]

Reply hazy, try again later.

[Rufus T]

Ok. It's later now. Is the reply still hazy or has it cleared out a little. Not that I'm anxious or anything.

[dignan]

Hmm...I like your idea, Smilin Jack, but I took a different track with it. 

Catacombs are featured in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.  The Crusades took place a really long time ago.  What else took place a really long time ago?  Woodstock.  Woodstock is the name of the bird in Peanuts.  Elephants like peanuts.  Elephant MEN would also like peanuts.  Therefore, the next Rifftrax will be The Elephant Man with Anthony Hopkins and John Hurt.