U R n00b

[daltysmilth]

Or, more accurately, I am n00b.  I'm Dalty (not my real name, but the reason I call myself Dalty is surprisingly uninteresting given how convoluted it is.)  I've been a fan of Mike's since the MST days, though I guess I wasn't actively a fan until I read Movie Megacheese.  (Up until then, I had definitely leaned toward the Joel side of the old "Joel vs. Mike" debates.)  So anyway, although I was aware of the presence of a huge online MST fan community, I didn't have much in the way of connecting with them until now.  Though I was a member of the Dibs List in the latter days of Web Site Number Nine, if any of you know what that means.  I even wrote a couple of MST fanfics, or MSTings, as they are commonly known.  If you manage to find any of them, I'm sure they're not quite as terrible as I remember them being.  I hope.  Anyway, the point is, I wanted to connect with other MST3k and Mike Nelson fans, as well as Mr. Nelson himself hopefully on occasion.  So hi, and I look forward to getting to know all of you.  And thanks in advance for not kicking me off the forum for posting an inane "Hi, I'm a Newbie" thread. :-",

[Cap'n UKRiffer]

Welcome young Dalty to thy roundtable wheres thou shall sit with the knights of this here table and converless about many a rifftastic thing to be had...



HUZZAH!!!

Or just a simple hi, will do i guess....

[SmilinJackRoss]

Hopefully you'll be around when we have to figure out the next set of clues from the elusive Penquin.  Either way, welcome, pull up a chair, quaff a hearty brew, and discuss the finer points of Donald Pleasance's off-beat performance in Halloween.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Looks like you're about to get Pwned!


*SPLAT!!*

[MontyServo]

So hi, and I look forward to getting to know all of you.  And thanks in advance for not kicking me off the forum for posting an inane "Hi, I'm a Newbie" thread. :-

How are ya?  Welcome aboard!

(Now let's see if that is a suitable welcome message.  Anybody know why another welcome message by yours truly was deleted earlier today?  Is mock anger taboo these days??  The mods left no word as to what the problem was with it.     You can PM me with the details if you would prefer not to discuss it in the open.)    :-",

[Edward J Grug III]

Hey, welcome!

This is one of the coolest and friendliest boards I've ever been a member on, I think you'll have fun here.

[shortstack]

Hi! Welcome!

[TOR]

Hey, welcome!

This is one of the coolest and friendliest boards I've ever been a member on, I think you'll have fun here.

Tor very excited!

[WouTar]

Welcome. Have a seat. Minty strawberry juice?

[Bob M.]

Haloo! Welcome a'board *rimshot*

Cozy, no?

[Kiiml]

It's always great to have someone new to talk to! I've been a member of a whopping 3 message boards my whole life, and this is the only one where everybody's been nice to each other. I hope you'll have as much fun here as I am, which is a hell of a lot.

[Cibernético II]

Tor very excited!

No Tor! Get back in the basement! You stay in your room until the cocktail party is over! Let the grown-ups alone Tor.

[WouTar]

Who the hell let Tor out of his cage!?

[Bob M.]

Who the hell let Tor out of his cage!?

Sorry, he just looked so sad, and he kept telling me he liked ham, that he could have ham, too... I thought this was the time for ham.

I'll go back to book-blacking. I like it very much.

[WouTar]

Yeah, Wally. We like it VERY MUCH!