Matrix Riffoff Fan Submission Thread

[n9uxu]

Well...I didn't notice the contest until about an hour before the submission deadline, but for what it's worth, this is what I submitted:


01:10:58   (Bald kid picks up spoon) [?Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who?s the creepiest kid of all??  (Neo?s reflection is shown in spoon) ?Oh?it must be you?]

01:11:09   (Holds spoon out to Neo) [?This is not for cooking heroin!?]

01:11:31   (?There is no spoon.?) [?Hey?Moby?it sure looks like a spoon?]

01:11:42   (??It is only yourself.?) [?Is he trying to tell Keanu to ?Get Bent??!??]

01:11:53   (Neo bends spoon.) [?This always happens?why didn?t I take the blue pill??]

01:11:58   (?The Oracle will see you now.?) [?no, the bottle said I would need 45 minutes?ooo?never mind?]

01:12:06   (Neo enters kitchen) [?Please Dear God tell me I am in the wrong place!?]

01:12:16   (?You?re the Oracle?? ?Bingo!?) [?Now for $200, what is the capital of Minnesota??]

01:12:24   (?Almost done?) [?With the movie?!?  Thank God!?wait?no??]

01:13:02   (??.I hadn?t said anything??) [?I?m pretty sure that I will break something if you don?t get to the point?]

01:13:08   (?You?re cuter than I thought.?) [?You should have seen me in Point Break?]

01:13:18   (?Not too bright though.?) [?Ah?so you did see Point Break?]

01:13:24   (??brought you to see me??) [?He needed a break from my insufferable angst??]

01:13:33   (?Do you think you?re the one??) [?There can be only one?]

01:14:02   (?Balls to bones.?) [?Are you sure this is love you?re talking about?]

01:14:15   (?Open your mouth, say ?ahhhh.?? ?Ahhh.?) [?Now turn your head and grab my ass?]

01:14:25   (Oracle holds Neo?s hands in hers) [?Oh, look at your lifeline.  According to this you should just about make it through another two movies.?]

01:14:54   (??like you?re waiting for something.?) [?Yeah, another time-traveling letter from Sandra?I?m pretty sure I?m in there!?]

01:15:10   (?Morpheus. He, ah?.?) [?He already ordered me some ?From the desk of The One? stationary?I saw the receipt.?]

01:15:18   (?Poor Morpheus.?) [?Poor Morpheus?!?  Have you seen the creepy kid in your living room??]

01:15:28   (?What do you mean, Without him??) [?Are the words too big for you, Ted?  Typical San Dimas education, I guess.?]

01:15:39   (?Morpheus believes in you, Neo.?) [?You, the Easter Bunny and honest politicians?so clearly Morpheus needs help.?]

Dave