Dumbest movie line ever?

[PlayMSTie]

From the "Aliens vs. Predator 2" or whatever the heck it's called trailer (I was at "3:10 to Yuma" tonight):

"There are no monsters. You just had a bad nightmare."

As opposed to all those good nightmares that people are always having, I take it?

[BBQ Platypus]

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[PlayMSTie]

Oops! Sorry.

[Taufiq2u]

From Battlefield Earth:


1) "Craplousy ceiling!"

2) "OUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER!"

3)"Spell Your Name, I WAS TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES!"

4)"Do you want lunch?!"

[Sideswipe]

"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."     Revenge of the Sith

Everytime I hear that line I want to reach through my tv and strangle Natalie Portman.  That has to be one of the dumbest lines in cinema history and annoys the shit out of me everytime I watch it.

[Junkyard]

In the Japanese film Frankenstein Conquers the World, these three scientists have discovered that, according to a retired Nazi scientist, the only way to tell if the creature they've captured is the REAL Frankenstein, is to cut off it's arm or leg. If it grows back, it's the real deal.
One male scientist is gung ho on the idea, the other male is reluctant, and the female is mostly against it.
In the end, they all agree it's the only way, but the woman is still hesitant.
Basically the full five to ten minutes I just described were the stupidest, most insane thing I've ever heard from a film. It was like staring into the gaping, screeching mouth of madness.

Loved that movie.

[Tripe]

"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."     Revenge of the Sith

Everytime I hear that line I want to reach through my tv and strangle Natalie Portman.  That has to be one of the dumbest lines in cinema history and annoys the shit out of me everytime I watch it.

There's an even earlier one than that, from the first film when the bearded adviser to Kabuki Fun! Natalie says " A loss of power can mean only one thing (portentous pause) Invasion"

I wanted somebody to snap "Yeah, wow fecking obvious statements like that must be why they pay you the big bucks ain't it graybeard, Christ!"

[bettertomorrowamy]

"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."     Revenge of the Sith

Everytime I hear that line I want to reach through my tv and strangle Natalie Portman.  That has to be one of the dumbest lines in cinema history and annoys the shit out of me everytime I watch it.

There's an even earlier one than that, from the first film when the bearded adviser to Kabuki Fun! Natalie says " A loss of power can mean only one thing (portentous pause) Invasion"

I wanted somebody to snap "Yeah, wow fecking obvious statements like that must be why they pay you the big bucks ain't it graybeard, Christ!"

The worse part is he was the smartest guy in the room.  Everybody else was checking to see if they paid the electric bill.

[Chaos]

Yeah, because the phone company never accidentally severed a power cable in the future. I mean the past, THE PAST!!

[Hebs]

In the Japanese film Frankenstein Conquers the World, these three scientists have discovered that, according to a retired Nazi scientist, the only way to tell if the creature they've captured is the REAL Frankenstein, is to cut off it's arm or leg. If it grows back, it's the real deal.
One male scientist is gung ho on the idea, the other male is reluctant, and the female is mostly against it.
In the end, they all agree it's the only way, but the woman is still hesitant.
Basically the full five to ten minutes I just described were the stupidest, most insane thing I've ever heard from a film. It was like staring into the gaping, screeching mouth of madness.

Loved that movie.

By the end of that movie, I had laughed so hard, I actually had a sore throat the next morning.  Even knocking back a few shots couldn't make that movie funnier. 

[Bob]

In the Japanese film Frankenstein Conquers the World, these three scientists have discovered that, according to a retired Nazi scientist, the only way to tell if the creature they've captured is the REAL Frankenstein, is to cut off it's arm or leg. If it grows back, it's the real deal.
One male scientist is gung ho on the idea, the other male is reluctant, and the female is mostly against it.
In the end, they all agree it's the only way, but the woman is still hesitant.
Basically the full five to ten minutes I just described were the stupidest, most insane thing I've ever heard from a film. It was like staring into the gaping, screeching mouth of madness.

Loved that movie.

The giant frankenstein with large teeth was a classic!

I can only hope "Frankenstein Island" lives up to that.

By the end of that movie, I had laughed so hard, I actually had a sore throat the next morning.  Even knocking back a few shots couldn't make that movie funnier. 

[RhodesWatson]

I think some of the worst lines ever were said by Jake Lloyd:

"I'm a person and my name is Anakin!"
"Are you an angel?"
"Has anybody ever seen a podrace?"
"It's working! It's working!!!"
"Cheska Sebulba!"
"Deloma nooma toffa"

[RhodesWatson]

Here you go Imrahil. This should put a smile on your face. 

[RobtheBarbarian]

"Deloma nooma toffa"

Winner, although... I'm sure there's something floating around in the cesspit of SciFi Channel Originals that is at least that stupid.

[Crazy_88s]

I still think Haydn still wins the whole lot with "I keep hoping that kiss won't become a scar". What the hell does that even mean?!