Road House

[gildor23]

I just watched road house for the first time, with riff trax obviously, and I must say it's not that bad. I mean there's tons of boobs and fighting. The only complaint I have is that Patrik never wears a shirt, but if I had his chest I wouldn't wear a shirt even to work. B+ movie all the way.

[Gibborino]

The whole premise is so absurd, that's why Mike picked it. Like the idea that there's a world-famous bouncer and for some reason he takes it upon himself to save the town from an evil Photo-Mart owner.

[bryak]

The whole premise is so absurd, that's why Mike picked it. Like the idea that there's a world-famous bouncer and for some reason he takes it upon himself to save the town from an evil Photo-Mart owner.

And don't forget about his mentor, the voice of beef, who is against bouncers saving towns, dying for a cause he couldn't have given much less of a crap about.

In other words, one of my favorite movies ever.

There was also a subplot that many people didn't even notice.  It concerned waiting until the nineties, when doctors figured out what they were doing, to get a boob job.

[Bob]

The world has had a serious shortage of world famous bouncers ever since.

[Sideswipe]

A world class bouncer forged from a long line of professional bouncers.

[Grillslinger]

You are all forgetting a ridiculous but important detail...he is a world famous bouncer...who has a PHD in philosophy.

[Bairman]

The only minor disappointment for me was there were no riffs on Terry Funk.  With Mike's obvious breadth of trivial knowledge, surely he knew one of Wesley's thugs was a professional wrestler.