Undefeatable

[Conor]

Any of you bad movie junkies seen this one?  Rude?  It's unavailable on DVD unfortunately, but looks awesome.  The lines at the end are awesome, and not really that much different from some select lines from Predator.

[dignan]

Well, I've seen that clip a number of times.  It looks like he's licking chocolate off his knife. 

[BathTub]

Yeah I've seen that clip before, it looks amazing! hahaa.

[Wiseblood]

I always loved the IMDB plot summary:

"Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist."

[Principal_Skin-trade]

OMG that is freaking hilarious! That guy is literally a sleeve-ripping bandit! Couldn't they come up with any other bad puns? Like  "Keep an eye out for snakes!" or "You got a little too EYE!" or "Stevie wonder says EYE!"

[Wiseblood]

[Bob]

Seriously, how can this NOT be on DVD???

[Goshzilla]

Hell yes. That fight scene alone,  ripping their shirts off for no apparent reason, homoerotic undertones, then bam a horrible act of violence on not one but two eyeballs. To top it all off at the end we are treated with two cheesy puns that are poorly delivered. 

Entertaining and bad. Good choice.

[BBQ Platypus]

Ah, yes - Undefeatable.  Another chef d'oeuvre from master auteur Godfrey Ho.  If you like the looks of Undefeatable, you should check out one of his other crapsterpieces, the incomparable Ninja Terminator.

[Rude]

...

I just realized that i was called out like, months ago on my affinity for really great bad films. Unfortunately, i've never seen this whole thing... has anyone? Because, like most people, i have seen that clip a whole buncha' times online but could never actually find the damned movie. But it looks like something that i should definitely add to my top shelf one day.

-Rude

[jewishcarpenter]

Wow... just wow. I just found an avi for this and Ninja Terminator. I'm all over these like ugly on ape. Those links for the videos didn't work  from Ninja Terminator so I'll post them.

[BBQ Platypus]

And it doesn't stop there!  This is just a tiny fraction of the absurdity of Ninja Terminator!  It's rather amazing that Godfrey Ho has managed to splice together footage from a random unfinished martial arts movie and some unrelated ninja footage without any plot holes!  Indeed, there is no coherent, discernible plot for there to be holes in!  The entire movie is just one big hole, with gelatinous chunks of horrible dialogue, completely unnecessary characters and scenes, and complete bat-shit insanity floating around inside.

I'd tell you more, but I could never really do it justice.  Rent this movie NOW.


(Hmm.  I wonder why the YT videos I posted didn't work).

[jewishcarpenter]

I watched both of those movies and it hurt... it hurt real bad.

[Minnesota]

Love Stroke 9! That AMV was hilarious.

[Minnesota]

I want one