So what's Cocktail about?

[trickfred]

Let's not forget this movie introduced us to the horrors of "Kokomo" and "Don't Worry Be Happy". Even the brief topless boobular scene with Elisabeth Shue wasn't enough to atone for that sin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaomFSacGq8

Oy... being a moderator, you should know better than to post links like that without some sort of "Content Warning".

Yeah! I had ignored it completely until I heard it should have a content warning!

*Click.*

Edit:

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[Conor]

You want a content warning?   Try this one:

NSFMP:  (Not safe for Miss Piggy)

[mstgator]

You want a content warning?   Try this one:

NSFMP:  (Not safe for Miss Piggy)

Ka-rokey!!

[mrbasehart]

You want a content warning?   Try this one:

NSFMP:  (Not safe for Miss Piggy)

Ha! I love the Muppets.  One of my favourite films is Muppet's Christmas Carol.  Honestly.

[LadyKenobi]

From what has been re-revealed to me as I watched this, the film primarily showcases the fact that Elisabeth Shue is constantly outacted by a neon pink drink umbrella. 

[Mrbnatural]

From what has been re-revealed to me as I watched this, the film primarily showcases the fact that Elisabeth Shue is constantly outacted by a neon pink drink umbrella. 

to be fair, that drink umbrella went to Juilliard...

[kodiakthejuggler]

Cocktail is about the most boring movie I've seen in years!!!

Who gives a crap about a bartender's struggle to be rich?

This movie has nothing in it that makes me want to keep watching. Even if it has Elizabeth Shue side boob in it!