Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.

[bettertomorrowamy]

You're comparing a vagina to a nuclear device?  You must have quite a unit on you.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

You're comparing a vagina to a nuclear device?  You must have quite a unit on you.

  Why do I bother?

[Quicksilver]

You're comparing a vagina to a nuclear device?  You must have quite a unit on you.

  Why do I bother?

I'm a bit confused as well, you might want to seek help if vaginas remind you of nukes.

[Minnesota]

well the county with the nukes DOES hold most of (threatening) the power

I can see the correlation

[bettertomorrowamy]

You're comparing a vagina to a nuclear device?  You must have quite a unit on you.

  Why do I bother?

It is pointless to try to shame a man who has no shame.   

[RVR II]

I can see the relation..

Spoiler

[Bob]

I can see the relation..

Spoiler

Someone needs a drink!

[RVR II]

I can see the relation..

Spoiler

Someone needs a drink!

Workin On It

[Tripe]

I can see the relation..

Spoiler

Someone needs a drink!

Not sure if "a drink" is exactly what's needed. Possibly "a shag" might calm things down.

[RVR II]

I can see the relation..

Spoiler

Someone needs a drink!

Not sure if "a drink" is exactly what's needed. Possibly "a shag" might calm things down.

I May have ruined those chances in the near future showing her PSL's German woman hauling her drunk husband in a wheel barow..
Word of Advise: Don't anger a Latina! You'll 'Fire up' that Jalapeno Temper, and the War is On

[HelpMeVadinho]

Have gristle McThornBody, Sheri Lewis and Kalgon stampede around the place with floor waxers?

[RobtheBarbarian]

Oh God yes! I would laugh myself into a coma if I saw that.

[Indomitus]

I'm having a vision...  a platypus.  A 7-foot tall platypus with a thick Welsh accent, who shoots lightning out his ears and laser bolts from his nostrils.  And he wears a dress.  A pink frilly dress.  His name is Nurky, and he has a sidekick.  His sidekick is a pinecone named Maude.  Being a pinecone, she doesn't do much, but he's gotta have someone to banter with, right?
We can launch them up to the mothership with a giant slingshot.  Nurky can take on the alien hordes single-handedly while Maude makes the noble sacrifice of getting lodged in the ship's intake valves, causing it to stall and crash into the sun.

Or we could just upload a virus... Nah, that's too implausible.  Let's just go with the platypus.

[Ranika]

No need to destroy the mothership. They just bring back Elvis, looking incredibly physically fit, alive and well, thank him for his time, and go home. The end.

[BBQ Platypus]

I'm having a vision...  a platypus.  A 7-foot tall platypus with a thick Welsh accent, who shoots lightning out his ears and laser bolts from his nostrils.  And he wears a dress.  A pink frilly dress.  His name is Nurky, and he has a sidekick.  His sidekick is a pinecone named Maude.  Being a pinecone, she doesn't do much, but he's gotta have someone to banter with, right?
We can launch them up to the mothership with a giant slingshot.  Nurky can take on the alien hordes single-handedly while Maude makes the noble sacrifice of getting lodged in the ship's intake valves, causing it to stall and crash into the sun.

Or we could just upload a virus... Nah, that's too implausible.  Let's just go with the platypus.

You rang?

BBQ Platypus (aka Nurky) reporting for duty!  I am interested in the possibility of kicking some potential tires, and am open to the idea of lighting fires as well.