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Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.

Started by Principal_Skin-trade, August 14, 2007, 06:44:43 PM

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Cosmic Muse

All they'd need to do is send the mothership the Bayformers movie and that would do the job.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

MarkAndrew

How about some sugar in the gas tank?

Oh, and quit with the politics in the thread, plenty of space in 'off topic'  for that nonsense.

bettertomorrowamy

Those aliens didn't use gasoline silly.

I'll spew nonsense everywhere.  I'm crazy I tells ya.
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Quicksilver

Okay I got one, bring in the whole team from Armageddon and send them to the moon, place a bunch of nukes on the dark side and send it towards the mother ship. Of course the mother ship would move out of the way, but when the moon smashes into earth it would destroy all the little space ships, leaving the mother ship childless, depressed and it would kill itself. I don't see any possible collateral damage from that. Its perfect!
The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.
Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.

Cosmic Muse

I say they dispatch Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie to infiltrate the mothership. In the end their lack of brain power and their catchphrases would cause the aliens' minds to start melting.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Vermithrax Pejorative on August 21, 2007, 06:30:46 AM
I say they dispatch Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie to infiltrate the mothership. In the end their lack of brain power and their catchphrases would cause the aliens' minds to start melting.

Or they could just all get drunk and drive the thing into a tree...

bettertomorrowamy

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 21, 2007, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: Vermithrax Pejorative on August 21, 2007, 06:30:46 AM
I say they dispatch Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie to infiltrate the mothership. In the end their lack of brain power and their catchphrases would cause the aliens' minds to start melting.

Or they could just all get drunk and drive the thing into a tree...
Or they could captivate the aliens with this

Don't post pictures of naked people, people read this at work.
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Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Ummm....T-minus 24 hours or less before that pic gets pulled for content....

So why not just do it yourself?

Minnesota

in a related note ... 20 bucks says "vag" tops the list of 2007 buzz words

Quicksilver

Quote from: Minnesota on August 21, 2007, 08:15:17 PM
in a related note ... 20 bucks says "vag" tops the list of 2007 buzz words

vag has been my favorite word for over a decade now, ever since a girl I knew started saying it all the time.
The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.
Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.

Minnesota


Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on August 21, 2007, 07:22:47 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 21, 2007, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: Vermithrax Pejorative on August 21, 2007, 06:30:46 AM
I say they dispatch Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie to infiltrate the mothership. In the end their lack of brain power and their catchphrases would cause the aliens' minds to start melting.

Or they could just all get drunk and drive the thing into a tree...
Or they could captivate the aliens with this
Spoiler

I think that pic turned me gay.

bettertomorrowamy

Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on August 21, 2007, 07:22:47 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 21, 2007, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: Vermithrax Pejorative on August 21, 2007, 06:30:46 AM
I say they dispatch Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie to infiltrate the mothership. In the end their lack of brain power and their catchphrases would cause the aliens' minds to start melting.

Or they could just all get drunk and drive the thing into a tree...
Or they could captivate the aliens with this

Don't post pictures of naked people, people read this at work.

It's just a va-jay-jay.
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Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on August 22, 2007, 10:05:09 PM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on August 21, 2007, 07:22:47 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on August 21, 2007, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: Vermithrax Pejorative on August 21, 2007, 06:30:46 AM
I say they dispatch Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Nicole Richie to infiltrate the mothership. In the end their lack of brain power and their catchphrases would cause the aliens' minds to start melting.

Or they could just all get drunk and drive the thing into a tree...
Or they could captivate the aliens with this

Don't post pictures of naked people, people read this at work.

It's just a va-jay-jay.

Um....in some places that's like saying "It's just a nuclear device".