Disembaudio not real?

[gammer]

What do you mean you're an inanimate object?
I thought you were a toaster?

Now, I'm totaly bewildered 

[Pak-Man]

01:15:39   (?Morpheus believes in you, Neo.?) [Humdinger of a lark]
He also believes in Disembaudio!

[SmilinJackRoss]

What do you mean you're an inanimate object?
I thought you were a toaster?

Now, I'm totaly bewildered 

I gather that he has adopted a toaster persona online to give himself a face, but is only a voice otherwise.   

[Pak-Man]

Maybe the CPU that produces the voice is housed in a toaster with a face painted on it. Do I win a no-prize?

[gammer]

But read his Biography:
http://www.rifftrax.com/Html/Biography_DA.html

He has to be real...he has real parents!!   

[kodiakthejuggler]

I suppose if Mike Nelson asked DisembAudio's parents how they had sex, they would respond "Very carefully, Michael."

[RandyMistie]

"Inanimate" doesn't mean unreal, it means it can't move.  A toaster can't move, last I checked.

Correction: can't move under it's own power. 

[gammer]

I suppose if Mike Nelson asked DisembAudio's parents how they had sex, they would respond "Very carefully, Michael."

No no, they did it like the couple in the Halloween movie. You know...doing it without actually doing it.

[Rufus T]

He's not inanimate. He's just drawn that way.

[Tarantulas]

plus he recently flashed his own BIOS... that has to count for something!

[MrTorso]

He is a sneaky toaster too! There is a riff right in the middle of one of his sync lines! 

[gammer]

He is a sneaky toaster too! There is a riff right in the middle of one of his sync lines! 

Yeah I caught that too. It seems like they are trying to make it challenging for us to blank out his sync lines when we're re-authoring.