Favorite Lines

[SuperMappy]

Easy enough.....

"Four Score and Seven...... HOLY CRAP!!"

[RVR II]

Closest Nuke Target: Houston!

Hope PSL's ok..

[Junkyard]

I always have trouble quoting directly, but that part immediately after Russel's sacrifice, where they describe what's happening. Penetration, engorging, etc.

[Wiseblood]

Bill in Harvey Firestein's voice: "I'm trying to soothe you with my voice!"

[RVR II]

CLASSIC!

[Hamdingers]

Lets see, there were so many....

"But the Gorrilla Glue isn't dry yet!"
the whole Belgian-bashing sequence
the President's Independence Day speech/learning how to fly modern jets/avionics/weaponry thing

[Jackster]

RON PERLMAN!

[Jonny Jit]

We've playing with Lite Brite Sir, it's, uh, quite fun.

[Rattrap007]

*Diner is shaking as ship flies overhead*
"Oh no Michael Moore is coming up the walk!"

The joke about Miguel looking like Lou Diamond Phillips.

The Harrison Ford mode from Mike.

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

"I'm guessing this is one of those irresponsible PR stunts for the Cartoon Network."

[Robyn]

"This just in: Paris Hilton has received a parking ticket!!"

Randy Quaid: "I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking..."
Bill: "Really? I was just thinking I picked a hell of a day to not kill myself!"
Mike: "Day's still young, Bill."

President: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT..."
Mike: "WE WILL NOT QUOTE DYLAN THOMAS RIGHT!"

By the way, in Area 51 when there was mention of a "perpetually stoned janitor," did anyone else think, "Joel??" Cause, y'know...secret underground lab...janitor...stoned...yeah? Maybe? No? Just me? Okay. I'll go take my meds now. :-",

[LadyKenobi]

Rocker Guy!

[PlayMSTie]

President: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT..."
Mike: "WE WILL NOT QUOTE DYLAN THOMAS RIGHT!"

That was hilarious. Also the Duck Dodgers bit. "Had the thilly thing in reverth." 

[Jackster]

President: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT..."
Mike: "WE WILL NOT QUOTE DYLAN THOMAS RIGHT!"

That was hilarious. Also the Duck Dodgers bit. "Had the thilly thing in reverth." 

Speaking of that quote:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/trivia

Read the 18th line.

[RVR II]

Rocker Guy!

It's Rocker Dude.. We Owe it All to Rocker Dude.

Bill: The New Mt Rushmore will show the President and Rocker Dude