Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.

[Junkyard]

Send the Mother Ship all our Jehova's Witnesses.

[RVR II]

Throw Rocks at it 

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Send them Ann Coulter.

[RVR II]

Send them Ann Coulter.

[Principal_Skin-trade]

Send the Mother Ship all our Jehova's Witnesses.

If we do that then we'll give them everlasting life!!! Come on Junkyard! Think man!!!

[Junkyard]

Second Vista reference in the ID4 board.

[Principal_Skin-trade]

I got it! We simply program our remote controls to the same frequency that the aliens are transmitting and press a self-destruct button to make the aliens destroy themselves! When the mothership is destroyed, all the aliens will jump out their mechanical suits and try and beat us to death with pointy sticks, which is when we counterattack with even bigger pointy sticks and ONLY bigger pointy sticks! Yes, our losses will be significant but we will survive their pointy stick attack! We will let them insert their pointy stick into the urethra of our president to show we will never listen to incompetent morons who played played Lonestar in order to celebrate our independence day!

[Indomitus]

Upload them a copy of Windoze Vista, that ought'a cripple it in seconds....

You mean after the 9 hours it takes to install it?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

MORE absurd?

k   the aliens conquer earth with no problems at all but then they all die of a cold.

wait

you mean thats been done?

how about....

the aliens conquer earth with no problems but a kid with a bat and a few glasses of water turns out to be their weakness, no wait

aliens come to earth but just like to play music with the natives,  no thats retarded how about

It turns out the aliens were just upset because they got lost and need to make a collect call back to their homeworld for directions  uh try this one

the aliens though powerful are defeated by a secret organization that polices alien activity on earth  hmmmmm i dont think im doing this right. 

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Upload them a copy of Windoze Vista, that ought'a cripple it in seconds....

You mean after the 9 hours it takes to install it?

Yeah...it will keep them busy whle they're reading all the manuals.....

And the computer system will be down that whole time during the install and the inevitable reboot.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Have Gary Oldman dress up as an alien and plant a bomb.

He can play anyone.

[NeoMyers]

Send them Ann Coulter.

Send them Nancy Pelosi.

[NOHC]

Have Milla Jovovich scream really loudly at them.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Send them Ann Coulter.

Send them Nancy Pelosi.

Yeah, she could debate with the aliens about the merits of their war until infinity and never take any strong action against the war for fear that her position become unpopular with the voters.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Send them Ann Coulter.

Send them Nancy Pelosi.

Yeah, she could debate with the aliens about the merits of their war until infinity and never take any strong action against the war for fear that her position become unpopular with the voters.

Because, since there's just enough of the pro-war people around to keep vetoes by the Chimp in Chief from being overturned when they do get something accomplished toward that end....

At least keep talking about it so that people don't forget that it's them who are ignoring the wishes of 70% or more of the country.