Come up with a more absurd way to destroy the mothership.

[Principal_Skin-trade]

They should have catapulted a monkey thru the alien shield armed with lint rollers and a roman era shield. He gets inside the ship and attacks the aliens and wraps them up with wet toilet paper and flings crap at them and the aliens surrender.

[Trekker4747]

Stuffing a banana in its tailpipe.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Plus he used his Apple laptop for days without recharging it.

[Junkyard]

Everythings the same as in the movie, but Jeff and Will both wear thrown together alien costumes in order to be less conspicuous.

[Trekker4747]

What's his name, Goldbloom, could've simply unplugged the alien's cable modem counted to 30, and then plugged it back in and then pressed the "reset" button on their router.

[Principal_Skin-trade]

Bill Pullman could have used Jeff Goldblums wingy wongy terkipula transporter to beam up to the aliens mothership and dance around in a pink tutu and ballet slippers like an eccentric pansy-ass and going "HOO HOO HOO HOO HOOOO!!!!!" as he jumps around. In doing so, the aliens all go blind and we win... no wait.. is that more absurd than uploading a computer virus?

[Junkyard]

They make a deal with Dracula, and he, the Wolf Man, and Frankenstein fly up on Luck Dragon and tear apart the mothership.

[Bob]

Jeff and Will get them hooked on fatty cured pork products.   Sure, it may take awhile, but it would work.

[Junkyard]

Ooh, ohh! I got a good one!

They make giant mirrors, and when the aliens fire thier big lazer things, they aim the reflections to hit the mother ship. It's fool proof!

[Bob]

They beam Jason X aboard?

[Hamdingers]

Upload them a copy of Windoze Vista, that ought'a cripple it in seconds....

[Minnesota]

Stuffing a banana in its tailpipe.

nice

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Either we send each one a week's worth of Cialis, they get erections that last more than 4 hours and so they have to go back to their home planet to see their doctors....

Or we send them a bomb made of baking soda and white vinegar....

(don't laugh....I used to watch a show where they blew up planets that way..... )

[Principal_Skin-trade]

(don't laugh....I used to watch a show where they blew up planets that way..... )

Dude! That is absolutely absurd! What morons would be stupid enough to have a show like that?! Hah ahh.. oh... wait a minute 

[bettertomorrowamy]

Upload a constant stream of bad movies from Area 13.