Favorite Lines?

[Raven]

Favorite lines from the track.

[BathTub]

Well from what I heard doing my stuff...

"You grab the Who Stew, I'll grab the Roast Beast."

[Gamera]

Corbett's Slim Pickens impersonation had me rolling on the floor.

[TheUnabeefer]

I really enjoyed them all clapping at his "powers" when they were in the diner.

[Raven]

Loved the whole section with the repairman/customer water temperature fight scene. 

[Wiseblood]

Kevin: I wouldn't let Matt Damon shampoo my carpet.
Bill: Hopefully she doesn't either.

[Tyrant]

  I liked the car chase, where they impersonated French people surrendering at the mere sight of a car rushing towards them.

[RobtheBarbarian]

"Aw, look at the little secret agent with her chubby little cheeks, such a cute secret agent!"

[SmilinJackRoss]

This is the last time I recruit agents from the Justin Timberlake fan club.

[RobtheBarbarian]

"Drop the gun, me, and put my hands on my head! Hey, stop! Get back here, me! STOP ME!"

[mrbasehart]

"Drop the gun, me, and put my hands on my head! Hey, stop! Get back here, me! STOP ME!"

It's Bill's delivery that made me crack up on that one.

[MacGruber]

My favorite line is the one where she's on the phone and Mike says, "Yes, i'd like to request Soul Asylum."  followed by "Yes, I am an idiot."  ohhh good stuff there.

[LadyKenobi]

I laughed for about ten minutes after "Last time I buy a talking car" and am still snickering about it this morning.  Something about the idea of a big red truck that says "Daddy?" in this childish little voice is just endlessly awesome.

[Just Kimmie]

[after Matt Damon slams Chris Cooper's head into the wall]
"Good thing my eye bags auto-inflate."

[Marie crumples up the wanted poster and tosses it]
"Jason and Marie??  Why can't it ever be MARIE and JASON???!!!"

[in Switzerland...Bourne ducks into the US Embassy to dodge police]
"Good thing there's an American embassy on every corner!"

[Paris...sign reading only 'Hotel']
"Guests of 'The Bourne Identity stay at....Hotel"

[Parturition Squeeze]

  I liked the car chase, where they impersonated French people surrendering at the mere sight of a car rushing towards them.

That was hilarious!  The car was actually backing away from them when they surrendered.  I don't think I've ever laughed harder.