A Face to the Name thread

[Hebs]

Pshaw! You're a total cutie.

Yeah, and count yourself fortunate.  My mouth curves ever so slightly downwards, so people think I'm in a pissy mood all the time, when in fact I just have no expression on my face other than the nautral one I possess.  I get asked "Are you all right?" a lot!

Aw, that's when you punch them and say "This IS my happy face!  God!!"

[Junkyard]

First off, we have way too many cuties on this board, both male and female. This is the INTERNET, PEOPLE! Stop being attractive!

Second,
"When I was a little girl, I wanted to either be a punk- rock star, a humor columnist, or a CEO. So far, so good!"

[RobtheBarbarian]

First off, we have way too many cuties on this board, both male and female. This is the INTERNET, PEOPLE! Stop being attractive!

You realize that this kind of crap just makes it harder for us average folk. 

[RVR II]

Sooo... Nuveena...
What's the real deal with the Dew
Were you having a bad hair day that day with the real thing??

[RobtheBarbarian]

I think it looks like cotton candy. 

[Tripe]

Yow! Time to ressurect the incredibly creepy Which Rifftrax Board Member Do You Have A Crush On?  thread

[Rude]

...

I think i saw Nuveena's frumpy little sister at Arby's yesterday...



-Rude

[Tripe]

No, that's the girl from Lazy Town when here career has reached a fallow period a few years from now.

[call_me_nuveena]

Sooo... Nuveena...
What's the real deal with the Dew
Were you having a bad hair day that day with the real thing??

Nah, I just like to break out the wigs every now and then.  Makes the neighbors think I'm weird, and then they'll leave me alone.

I think it looks like cotton candy. 

Those little plastic "hairs" sure don't TASTE like cotton candy. *patooey*

Second,
"When I was a little girl, I wanted to either be a punk- rock star, a humor columnist, or a CEO. So far, so good!"

Damn skippy.

I think i saw Nuveena's frumpy little sister at Arby's yesterday...
-Rude

Aw, don't say bad things about Mooveena.

[Junkyard]

Heh heh. Moovena.

[call_me_nuveena]

Heh heh. Moovena.

I feel bad calling her that, because the girl in the picture isn't fat, but it was the only option that worked for me in this case.  I tell myself it's okay because there are a couple of milk cartons at the bottom of the image.

Sorry anonymous Rei Ayanami impersonator just trying to enjoy a sandwich! 

[Junkyard]

I was just imagining a family of veenas.
Trueveens, Goovena, Trumpveena,...

[call_me_nuveena]

I was just imagining a family of veenas.
Trueveens, Goovena, Trumpveena,...

I have some cousins who are... different, and my family calls them The Tribe and jokes that they popped out of the nearest trailer park puddle at the dawn of man.  I'm thinking "Gooveena" might be appropriate for a member of that particular, unwanted part of my family tree.

[Junkyard]

I have some mountain hippie cousins on my father's side. (Nice people, but hairy.)
Hillbileena?

[RobtheBarbarian]

Hehe. The strangest relative I know of is my fruity cousin-in-law who buys dish towels with kittens on them and uses his girlfriend's exfoliating soap. The rest of the Barbarians don't talk about him...