Universe Safety Guide

daltysmilth · July 14, 2007, 08:26:10 AM

Building a hidden fortress out of live babies.

Junkyard · July 14, 2007, 12:30:46 PM

Rush Limbaugh doing a pole dance where the audience asks for an encore.

AmazingThor · July 15, 2007, 12:27:34 PM

Joel and Mike riffing together...on Red Dawn!

Junkyard · July 15, 2007, 02:12:09 PM

Jessica Alba bending over in a mini skirt and no heterosexual males in eyeshot turn to look.

RVR II · July 20, 2007, 05:49:45 PM

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears & Lindsay Lohan; as Hefers!

Junkyard · July 20, 2007, 06:57:30 PM

Praying to gods from 3 different theologies all at once.

RVR II · July 20, 2007, 06:58:44 PM

acupuncture in your eyes

Junkyard · July 20, 2007, 07:13:05 PM

A cowboy going to work dressed as a gimp.

RVR II · July 20, 2007, 07:15:11 PM

getting a raise after killing the boss

Junkyard · July 20, 2007, 07:17:22 PM

Discovering the Universe's dark secret.
Ed Wood ghost- directed Casablanca AND Citizen Cane.

RVR II · July 20, 2007, 07:18:12 PM

the universe began with a sparkler

Junkyard · July 20, 2007, 07:58:15 PM

Smoking a joint wrapped with psychadelic mushroom skin and soaked in LSD during your State of the Union adress.

RVR II · July 20, 2007, 07:59:43 PM

eating ice cream in large amounts can dehydrate you

Junkyard · July 20, 2007, 08:00:14 PM

Wrong thread.

RVR II · July 20, 2007, 08:01:41 PM

if in doubt ask moses

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