The Best Riffs

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

My favorite line is "It's several minutes after payback time." 

[Wiseblood]

He doesn't need a razor, he needs a squeegee.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Well now we know how the sexual tyrannosaurus became extinct. 

[Junkyard]

Basically all the lines regarding any of Jesse Ventura's lines, especially all the "time to bleed" ones.

[Smoky]

"Dill-uhn!!" - followed by Bob Dylan impression
"This moment brought to by Kreiten" (or whatever it is)
"You know as hard as it is to believe, I'd rather listen to Disembaudio's singing than this guy"
The body up in the tree "a bit higher up than necessary" part.
"Is Carl Weathers posing for a statue of himself back there?"

But the funniest parts will always be Arnold's facial expressions and deliveries of lines.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

"This moment brought to by Kreiten" (or whatever it is)

Creatine. I actually knew a guy who wanted to take creatine because baseball season was coming up, and he thought it would help his 6' 150 lb body frame to pitch better. Yeah. Filling up your muscles w/ water will make you pitch a whole lot better. Guy was a douchebag.

[RobtheBarbarian]

"This moment brought to by Kreiten" (or whatever it is)

Creatine. I actually knew a guy who wanted to take creatine because baseball season was coming up, and he thought it would help his 6' 150 lb body frame to pitch better. Yeah. Filling up your muscles w/ water will make you pitch a whole lot better. Guy was a douchebag.

I know a guy like that too. At least 30% of any given conversation will be me talking him out of taking more bodybuilding shortcuts and giving himself some kind of liver disease or heart problem.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

"This moment brought to by Kreiten" (or whatever it is)

Creatine. I actually knew a guy who wanted to take creatine because baseball season was coming up, and he thought it would help his 6' 150 lb body frame to pitch better. Yeah. Filling up your muscles w/ water will make you pitch a whole lot better. Guy was a douchebag.

I know a guy like that too. At least 30% of any given conversation will be me talking him out of taking more bodybuilding shortcuts and giving himself some kind of liver disease or heart problem.

Yeah. 5 minutes after he took the stuff, he started having heart palpitations. I said, "Yeah, all the great pitchers, Randy Johnson, Andy Petite, Roger Clemens, they all take buttloads of creatine to help them pitch." 

[SmilinJackRoss]

One of my favorite riffs was when he said that Day Spas should use that in their marketing campaign; When you come to our spa, you are protected from Predators!

I am butchering the delivery on that one....

[Raven]

My favorite was the whole section leading up the tree to Hawkins body. 

[Pak-Man]

I forget the exact line, but it was something like, "Well whatever it is, we know it can't see or hear very well.."

[mhoke63]

Predator is the Ultimate "guy movie", I don't care who you are.  Now, my favorite riffs:

"I'm muscley. . .at least 5 times more muscley than you"

"Hey, can we drop in right here, I see a cool stick on the ground that I wanna make into a spear"

"Most guerrilla camps have look-outs, this one has look-ins"

"I just paid off my car loan 3 months early *hums the action music*"

[Gemini Man]

"They're flying in a load of cliche 80's phrases before they start the movie."

"Steve Buscemi!!" (When the Predator removes his facemask)

[survival_machine]

I really liked the "Farside" reference:

"Are those Cow Tools?"

[yamshark]

Cally-forr-nee-ahh

Gwatt-ee-marl-ee-ahh

Veneez-wail-ee-ahh