so i have been following rifftrax from the beggining but barely signed up here..

[googergieger]

hi i'm troy mcclure! you might remember me from such self-help videos as "smoke yourself thin" and "get some confidence, stupid!"

umm....


good to be here.

[BathTub]

Welcome!

[RVR II]

EXCELLENT! MORE TALENT!
WELCOME ABOARD!!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Uh, RVR,  your caps lock is stuck... we don't want to frighten of the newcomers now, do we?!? 

Anyhue..

Greetings and Welcome to the forums...  Here, please accept these items, as you may find them useful during your stay here...  *Gives  googergieger a pair of Lederhosen-hosen, a Porkerina, and a BGC-1.9 Drum Machine...*  Sorry we're temporarily out of the Demon Dog Cookies at the moment, so please accept his as well... *gives a gift certificate good for one tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies (made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs)*

Enjoy!

[RVR II]

SORRY ABOUT THAT!
Uh, I mean: Sorry about that..

[Thom_Serveaux]

It's okay now, Troy...

...

Troy?

...

*looks around*  Oh there you are!  You can come out from under your desk, RVR's just exited to see... well anyone!

[RVR II]

I'M BACK!! 
oops! Forgot I need to be veewwy quwiieet..

[Thom_Serveaux]

Y'see Troy, nothing to be afraid of, just a little thing we do around here know commonly as 'beating a dead horse...'

[googergieger]

oh.

so thats what you guys are calling it here....

[Thom_Serveaux]

Yeah, not to be confused with 'spanking the monkey' (image witheld by request)

[kodiakthejuggler]

hi i'm troy mcclure! you might remember me from such self-help videos as "smoke yourself thin" and "get some confidence, stupid!"

As moderator of Simpsons quotes on these boards(self-appointed), I must inform you that your quote should be changed to "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Thanks and have a nice day.

[googergieger]

what the hell are you talking about simpsons?

i was just telling you guys who i was, and what work you might recognize me from.

[Thom_Serveaux]

D'oh!

[Minnesota]

aye cu rumba!

[RobtheBarbarian]

Don't have a cow, man.


What am I saying? Have a cow!

HAVE LOTS OF COWS.