Your favorite jokes in the film

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

Just to get the ball rolling, here are some of my favorites... and I am only half an hour through the movie!

I just love some of the stuff they hit us with in the movie, such as when Arnold asks him if he's
John Connor and Kevin says "No, I'm John Big-Bootay"... LOL Wonderful Buckaroo Banzai reference

"She's turned a cop car into a new CSI series!"

Rattlesnake comes along
MIke: The union, of the me is on the cliiimmbbb!!!

Arnold gets up
Kevin: Mister Freeze!

[palehorse864]

Ok, since nobody is biting and this is one of my favorite Rifftrax.


*T-101 hefts Kate Bruster onto his shoulder*
"Love lift us up ver vee belong!"


The other was when he slides the casket through the back window of the hearse.
"YEAH! that's how a man packs his car!" 
The little strut Arnold did after putting it in just sold the riff.

[bettertomorrowamy]

The whole "C3PO as a Terminator thing" had me spitting beer.  Then when John's internal monolouge causes him to crash, that was great too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRTjAYTyark

[lapager1]

"She had to make sure..."

[Kierewiet]

Arnold crashes the trunk into the power station.
"Sorry! I suck at parallel parking."

"Yea, she walks through a crime scene and nobody notices. This is science fiction."

Everything Happy the Helicopter was great.

John Conner: "You remind me off my mother."
Mike: "And besides "You remind me off my dad." I don't have anything less charming to say."

"Would you leave her nose alone! Poor girl.."

One of the greats, this riff be.

[stansimpson]

Ah-nuld driving:  (singing) "Because of you, I never strayed too far from ze sidevalk..."

[ScampAndChips]

Arnie saying "Weee I fly" when he gets blasted in the early confrontation with Kristina Loken. Still makes me giggle.

[NYFalcon1981]

I re-watched this one today for the first time in a while and here is what I came away with:

Claire: i hate machines
K: and i hate ironic foreshadowing

I literally spit up water when Kevin asked if it was a fake nose (lesson learned)

K:Yea teens love to drink beer and watch CNN   

(explosion) K:Paris Hilton's nitrous oxide supply! M: now what is she going to take to make her fall over and drool!

Mike saying T-101s are built off the Corrolla chassis.

K: ya know when i die i want a bulletproof coffin, in case zombie cowboys come at me with their zombie 6 shooters

K: If you wanna live get in this bullet ridden hurse with a monosyllabic robot!

M: ya ever seen those stickers that look like bullet holes, why do people put those on their cars?
K: prolly cuz they don't make stickers that say I'm a dip-s*it

Kevin's note that future john is dead from playin friscbee with the terminator after he lopped his head off



I loved this riff the first time and I still love it the 5th (or so) time!